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One afternoon in 1281 AD, L. Marcus woke up, rolled over, stretched, and gave a mighty yawn. Half a world away, Kublai Khan's Mongol fleet was destroyed by a sudden storm while en route to Japan, and thus was born the story of the Divine Wind.

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enforcer is, in fact, the sugar plum/tooth fairy. ^_~

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TKDGuy is 14th in line for the British throne, 5th in line for the throne of Sweden, and 3rd in line for Spain's royal crown. Heaven help us if a rash of sudden deaths sweeps through the European royalty!

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Keyes_bill is knowledgeable about European royalty, which is no coincidence: he was the mastermind behind the Bolsheviks' liquidation of those bunny-loving Romanovs.

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it was actually mr. marcus who wrote "family first", and dr. phil is just a front-man.

 

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mr. hopcroft, the ORIGINAL mr. hopcroft, was actually a highly advanced cybernetic lifeform from the year 2525 in the shape of a giant turkey. he came back in time to save his grandfather from being eaten on thanksgiving, but was, alas, too late and is therefore stuck in a neverending dimensional time warp dance of death.

 

^_^

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Kawaii gin neko is another eternal entity, existing beyond the regular inflence of Time, who hangs out on these boards, and one who has had some strange, pivotal influences upon history. In a fit of whimsy, she led humans to develop a set of peculiar new religious practices back in the 7th Century CE, which have collectively come to be called "tantrism".

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Cancer loves Hallowe'en because it's the one time of year when he is freed from his eternal shackles and can haunt the living with impunity. We fear the night because it is owned by the bloody-handed ghoul known as Cancer. :fear:

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