Cancer Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever wonder what happens to all the test animals after the cosmetics industry is done with them? Used to be they got fed to crematorium, but regulatory changes mean they can't do that any more. But they can sell them. And death tribble buys them, cheap. His army of angry, mutilated, vengeful animals passed the hundred million mark recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once Cassiopeia's foot rest. He liked it too much, so he got transferred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was once a thug for the Penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was once a thug for the Penguin. Enforcer84 was once a thug for me... I paid him in massage oil and bon-bons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared was once a real Thug! She got out real quick when she found out how they actually prayed to -- and, heh, preyed for -- Kali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was once known as Marcus L. But had to change his name following confusion with the magazine Elle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has come along way. In High School he was "Li'l Death" Tribble. And very popular with the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Oregon Legislature biennially debates a measure to ban pot roast, all because Enforcer84. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has an ongoing feud with the ghost of Ulysses Simpson Grant but refuses to say what it is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble used to take guest spots on the old 'Beverley Hill Billies' comedy show. He was always billed as "road kill critter" though, for reasons his agent never divulged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was involved in the famous law suit concerning copyright over the term 'Once Upon A Time..'. He stood to make a packet. Tragically he lost when the opposition bribed the judge with pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble invented tobacco. He intended it as light entertainment, but the human test phase made it clear that it was a dud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L marcus is haunted by the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. And he has to fight to keep her in his bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was a founding member of the Starland Vocal Band. "Afternoon Delight"? His fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above When the above-member to the board joined in February 2003 his name was Hatted Bunnyman but he hated that because eveyrbody (me too) made fun of hm. So he changed it to Bill. Which wa sboring, but at least people stopped laughing. But since they started yawning he came to me and asked for help. Well, then - Der Rote Baron has an understanding and kind heart and is known worldwide as the Helpful Hun so I lent him my keyes. A star was born - KEYES BILL!!! By the way, Billy, could I get my car keyes back - walking 30 miles to work each morning for the last 4 years is starting to suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marshal Bazaine first approached Roter Baron when he looked to surrender at Metz. This incident led, in fact, to RB becoming a Baron. Before then, he was just Der Roter Feldwebel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above You'd never guess to look at him, but Cancer is an alumnii of the DeVry School for Evil Genius' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has an ongoing feud with the ghost of Chico Marx. Neither claim to know what it is about but both are adament that the other started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tribble was originally the fifth Spice Girl. Then they found Geri Hallowell (AKA Ginger Spice) and Tribble Spice got shown the door. Very unfair, if you ask me. Ginger is cute and all, but you've never seen the Tribble strutting his stuff in a Union Jack halter top and short-short-shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill is haunted by the ghost of George Washington who takes him to task for the slightest bit of lateness. Oh how keyes_bill hates the refrain 'And what time do you call this ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above The calendar formerly had 13 months until Death Tribble captured one and held it for ransom. Turned out people cared less than he expected, so no one ponied up the money. By the time DT gave up and released his hostage, no one cared, and never again has there been a calendar published with "Foovember" in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Yeah, but only goes for people who weren't born in Foovember! I never had a real birthday party in my life! Cancer participated in the Mexican Revolution with Pancho Villa. He was his horse but through sheer bravery and valor going far beyond what is normaly expected of "cavalry" he was promoted to field-marshal and later in war rode on Rancho Villa! Cancer - what a horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron. Germany's top premier nude wrestler. Never understood why the sport never caught on except with women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Is it a Scottish Fold kitten, or a baby picture of Death Tribble ? Enquiring Minds want to know....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty is the dasterdly inventor of the exploding bra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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