Bazza Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narrito is french for burrito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was offered the position of Field Marshal in the Royal Bdwdslpgian Army, but turned it down. Turns out there's only two ranks in that army, and Desk Marshal outranks Field Marshal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was offered the position of Field Marshal in the Royal Bdwdslpgian Army' date=' but turned it down. Turns out there's only two ranks in that army, and Desk Marshal outranks Field Marshal.[/quote'] Cancer can fly into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer can fly into space. Enforcer danced the Time Stop, Nutbush, Macerana, and got jiggy with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you speak Bazza's name backwards it sounds like the sound of Luke Skywalker's blaster malfunctioning. Weird, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron has never forgiven the Swiss for the unprovoked smoked mackrel attack they made upon him in a bar in Dusseldorf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble went to Soho and found his soul mate, a bit of lint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bart Simpson was based off of Bazza's own childhood memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_bill was the project manager behind the Springfield Nucyular Power Mill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is in reality Sucram El, a cousin twice removed of Kla El. But insteda of being Superman, Superboy or at least Supergirl he is just Superdingo and his only powers are the he is super-hairy (in his ears), can bark annoyingly loud, howls at the sun and is NOT - I repeat - NOT HOUSEBROKEN! (Oh no! Not again!) BAD BOY! BAD BOY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above *snickers evilly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus, is evil. After all he is Dream. That is evil in anyone's language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza is haunted by the ghost of 'Dingo' Pete, the Australian Outlaw that no-one really wants to talk about. And Bazza does not mention it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darn right. DT still won't talk about his mistake objectifing lint as a fantasy girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Big Macs taste exactly like Bazza's flesh. Or vice-versa, it's hard to tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill constructed a working death-ray blaster from dry spaghetti. Trouble is, the so-constructed blaster is good for only one shot, with a maximum range on fourteen centimeters, it can disintegrate a maximum mass of about 10 grams, and it takes 1200 kg of spaghetti. Back to the drawing board it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is to blame that the top-notch deathray is still in Bill's lab: Cancer is sabotaging the design of death-rays since the times of Leonardo Da Vinci! Is it the Cancer is an idealistic peacenik? Is it envy? Is he in league with the Dog-People of Sirius who want to get our beloved planet in their hairy pawns? Or is he plain ugly ole grumpy Cancer spoling everybody's fun out of no particular reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above There were many delays during my flight home yesterday. We had to keep waiting due to crowding ahead. I think we were waiting for Roter Baron all those times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty is nice to warm up to...satin...kitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Or, if SatinKitty is not around, Bazza burns quite nicely. He was once used as a training dummy by the boy scouts just for that purpose. The sight of Bazza being twirled, head first into a plank of wood was a regular sight at Scout jamborees during the 70's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once signed by Liverpool FC. It took several baths before all the ink washed off his skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was once manager for the english national football team. The fact that people kept mistaking him for Sven-Göran Eriksson still rankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above People who bring knives to gun-fights are typically scorned and ridiculed. Not so L. Marcus! He won all annual Crocodile-Dundee-"That's a Knife!"-International-Competitions in Sidney since 1988 with his KNIFE!!! That things is so nasty that he is actually forbidden to bring it to gun-fights any more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron invented several flavors of ice cream in order to recall the sweet taste of devouring his vanquished foes' remains. You're really much happier not knowing which ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is the online identity of Tonya Harding. Yes. THAT Tonya Harding. Just don't mention ice skating..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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