Bazza Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the LOL account for Zornwil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I was at a book signing party when Bazza was pointed out to me as "That evil git who sucks souls dry and collects peoples skin for lamp shades!" Oh, how we all laughed when that turned out to have been a typographical error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio types graphs by hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus like most Swedes fears the annual Russian holiday of Fishbait. This is when Russians grab any Swede they can find and cover them in fish before unleashing cats on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble the Kashmir heartbreaker who leaves his victim dazed and confuzed while he rambles on to Black Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza once purchased a $40 million lottery ticket! He only won $100 bucks, though. Worst $39,999,900 he ever spent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . I told him, "Bill -- you can't put sushi on the barbeque! Then it wouldn't be sushi!" He did it anyway. Tasted good, though. Crispy grilled wasabi -- mm-mm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Not sure what L. Marcus is about, considering the strange dreams we've had lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty used to steal Azmodeus' lunch money. Oddly enough he doesn't seem to hold a grudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Chad is the inspiration behind some of my latest dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I remember when L.Marcus was a youngser. He drove a tank and held a generals rank, but that was the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio makes a garlic chili barbecue sauce to die for. So far it's killed 712 people and rattlesnake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer is, in actuality, an immortal japanese kensei of the Sengoku era. He prefers banking to swordfighting nowadays. Says it's more challenging, and the danger more clear and present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer *strikethrough* L. Marcus is the bagman for death trinkle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza is in reality Dr. von Clausenhausen, pulpish Mastermind and fiendish inventor or Superweapons that made the Third Reich lose the war by depleting it of the neccessary funds and means to build tanks and moustache-drier for the Führer (Adolf spoke with a serious lisp during the last years, see). Wether that was because of anti-fascist doubts in Der Führer's genius or just blind incompetence on the side of the good doctor is much debated by historians to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron hates June 17th. For on this date he is left topless, handcuffed to wooden stakes and has his nipples ceremonally smacked with haddock from dawn to dusk. That's what you get for joining the Freemasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Yes, I dread that awful date! And every 17th of any month because they do that to you if you got newly elected as High And Mighty Bricklayer President!!! Nobody told me about that before but I should have become suspious when I saw Death Tribble's handwriting on the fax claiming that this was "a new rule from the brick-central". Sheeright! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron was once bitten by radioactive parrots. He emphatically denies that these were love bites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is lucky he lives in London. For holiday's he goes to New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza faked Archaeopteryx by gluing feathers on a Gila monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is a second-order lycanthrope. He transforms into a narwhal during lunar eclipses. Doesn't remember a moment of it, either, just wonders how he ended up smelling like herring and old kelp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer used to caddy for Conan the Barbarian. Turns out Conan had a 4 handicap and could put like a demon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Chad is the only person evar to survive a duel with Chuck Norris. Yet, strangely, he doesn't brag about it. Chuck, on the other hand, just smiles and shakes his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus went to roadie skool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza was once drowned in the Bering Strait by Ludwig Van Beethoven for mocking Einstein. The bill to bring him back to life was paid for by Zornwil who never lets him forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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