Burrito Boy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 It's because you use double negatives. No respect I tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Who, now? "Starlord!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 get them to watch Mr Bean. They're still a year or two from being able to appreciate Mr. Bean, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 My nephews where fairly young, and still thought him hilarious, because the humour is visual. It is the situations that make it funny. No harm in trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 No love for Hank the Cowdog? There's something terribly wrong with you. Not so much "no love" as just "no knowledge". I had never heard the name/title until your post. Wha? I'm with aylwin13. Then again, there's lots of things I haven't heard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 I'm with aylwin13. Then again, there's lots of things I haven't heard of. I quit. You people are hopeless. Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 I suspect it's a generational thing. You were born a month after I graduated from college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 I suspect it's a generational thing. You were born a month after I graduated from college. Yeah, that makes sense. But you're never too old to discover the joys of Hank the Cowdog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Lewis Hamilton wins the British Grand Prix, Andy Murray wins Wimbledon and Heather Watson is part of the Mixed Doubles winning team. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Yeah, that makes sense. But you're never too old to discover the joys of Hank the Cowdog. Or Charlie the Unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Admit it -- you just made that last one up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 No. Mayhaps NSFW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Yeah, that makes sense. But you're never too old to discover the joys of Hank the Cowdog. He can't be worse than Captain Underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 Captain Underpants isn't worthy of picking up Hank's poop. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 So, the "grasshopper" that one of my cats was trying to catch by her litter box turned out to be a really tiny gecko. I think that it may be a very young western banded gecko hatchling, and it was just a little over an inch and a quarter long. The way it jumped into the plastic cup made me think that it knew that it was being carried to safety, and it's now residing somewhere in the bushes near my front lawn. I didn't get any pictures, mainly because I didn't want to stress it out any more than it was (I believe that it dropped part of its tail during the encounter with the cat). Now, the only strange thing is that this is in the center of the house, away from windows and doors, and is the second time that I've found one there (one was found there last year, also a juvenile). It's possible that they're coming in through the bathroom vent, I guess, but the species isn't known for being a climber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 A woman at the movie theater told me that she thought I was a teenager. Not bad for a guy who just turned thirty-eight. Old Man, tkdguy and aylwin13 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Hey, "was" beats the crap out of "acted like" in that sentence. Burrito Boy and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 A woman at the movie theater told me that she thought I was a teenager. Not bad for a guy who just turned thirty-eight. Hey, "was" beats the crap out of "acted like" in that sentence. Well, she meant that, too. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Either that, or she's a cougar wannabee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Either that, or she's a cougar wannabee. I thought of that. I also thought she might have wanted to introduce me to her daughter, who she kept talking about. Before she found out how old I am, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 So basically you had a mother-daughter opportunity walk up to you at the theater and you didn't follow up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Well the daughter was seventeen and I don't want to go to jail so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I was typing youtube and predictive text suggested you tuberculosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Ladies at my local coffee shop kept telling me to ask out one of their coworkers. I smile and nods and say thanks, but I am too old for her. We had a nice casual friendship and enjoyed eachothers company. Then one day over coffee she asked me out. I smiled and nodded. When I tried to explain our age difference she carded me. I have never been so flattered by a women until she looked at my ID ALand discovered I was 20 years older than her. She blushed and apologised and I let her off easily. Just before I left that day I stopped and asked her if her mother was single. Not waiting for the answer.. I could hear the echoes of her coworkers laughter and smiled. The next day I was given s free coffee by one of the other staff. And a buisness card with her name and number on it. A little perplexed I asked what was up? She smiled at me and said her Mom was single. Spent the rest of the day trying to figure out if it was a joke. Never did call the number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Double Post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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