L. Marcus Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 ... Could it be that he's been DEX Drained since? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Is it true that if you reach DEX 0 you turn into a pumpkin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 I'm not a pumpkin yet, am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 How can you tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Can he successfully breed with another pumpkin and produce fertile offspring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Aren't the pumpkins just a fruit? Isn't the plant itself some kind of cucumber vine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 You think pumpkins are a fruit? Are you out of your gourd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 How do you seduce a pumpkin, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Flowers and candy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 A nice night out with cinema and night club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 What kind of music do you suppose pumpkins prefer, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Smashing Pumpkins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 What are you, some kind of a monster?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Is it really that big a step to go from seducing pumpkins to smashing them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 I mean, if you've already gone as far as vegephilia, why not throw in some sadomasochism as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Did you ever wonder why Gallagher chose watermelons over pumpkins in his act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Did you ever wonder why people liked Gallagher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Didn't you mentally put people's heads where the fruit was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Does it have to be mentally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Are we not mental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Or are we dancers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Can we be safety dancers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 How would that even work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 We can dance if we want to, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Nemo saltat sobrius, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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