Hermit Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 A variation of the WWYCD threads... Let's assume that there is a fairly secure website or newspaper for supers only that allows lonely heroes and heroines (for whatever reason, perhaps they're so busy saving the world they haven't had time to date). Either your character has put up his/her own "so and so seeks" bit, or, your character's friends have put one up for you (perhaps as a gag, perhaps because they think you need to meet someone) What would it read like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Mine's already in my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Personal Ad: SDE (Single Diabolical Entity) seeks SHF (Single Human Female) 20-24 for long term companionship. Must enjoy long walks on the beach, bowling, ice cream socials (suggestive wink), and ocasionally "lending" me small amounts of your essence. All serious replies considered. Please send photograph. Actually, I think it was your sig that inspired me. Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Do you like hairy men? How about furry? Single Blue Male, 30, seeking single female of normal size and reasonable youth for casual dating. Four arms means I'm very handy, and the tail is very useful too. Not much to look at, but those insectoid eyes make me very watchful. Will answer all serious replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Meeb: SGA (Single Green Amoeba) seeks self for serious Mitosis. Black Cat: SWF mid thirties. Serious about life, serious about play. If you enjoy long philisophical conversations, discussions of history and tactic, and are looking for intense sparring sessions feel free to respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Single Empowered [campaign code word for "Mutant"] male seeks contact with other empowered individuals (especially in Las Vegas area) for networking/support group purposes. Share your story with me. If we can learn to understand ourselves and one another, maybe we can help our families - and the rest of the world - understand us. Contact quetzlcoatl@inpenetrablesecurity.org or call 1-800-I-MUTANT. Ask for Quetzlcoatl Dragon's Kin. Lucius Alexander Palindromedary Enterprises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Actually Lord Mhoram about Meeb's......I think that is why most other heroes would put up the ad, they are tired of "seeking self". For Badger? Well he wouldnt put up one himself. Could see friends putting up one for a gag. And I'd hate to venture to guess what they might put in. Frosty Bob: Well he wouldnt want to give up the single life. And he gets around enough as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) (For Aquatic) Single Meta Human (as far as he knows) Male seeks Single Human Female interested in long walks in the park, sharing dinner, seeing where romance may go, and willing to parade around a 'Wonderlicious' costume from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucleon Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) @SCE (Single Cosmic Entity) seeks Celestial Avatar to Join Inner Macrocosm and to be remade as One. Allergic to cats. Smokers please don't apply." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Schultz Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Single Male Troll seeks female member of Norse pantheon. Must be Catholic or willing to convert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Do you like hairy men? How about furry? Single Blue Male' date=' 30, seeking single female of normal size and reasonable youth for casual dating. Four arms means I'm very handy, and the tail is very useful too. Not much to look at, but those insectoid eyes make me very watchful. Will answer all serious replies.[/quote'] "...No freaks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Steel Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) " Shy Super Guy with a great sense of humor looking for a soulmate who doesn't have one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) (this would have to be a gag someome pulled on War Wolf ...) SM-CR (Single Male-Configured Reploid) seeks STF (Single Technophile Female) for interface. Coaxial cable fully insulated. Must not be allergic to military weaponry. Cat-haters need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) SWFM(Single White Female Mentalist) seeks Strong, Assertive Male 30s or 40s for serious relationship. Light B/D appreciation helpful, but not required. Hitters, Paranoids and Conspiracy Theorists need not apply and don't think you'll sneak by either. Serious Inquiries only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsousa Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Golden Eagle SWM, billionaire, 35, tired of hot and cold running heiresses and starlets, seeks height/weight appropriate heroine who can keep up with my jetsetting lifestyle. Ability to fly and survive in suborbital conditions preferred. Cosmics welcome. Toreador SHM, Student, 21, SLV* seeks "Partner in Crimefighting" for late night patrols, maybe more? race unimportant, but PFH* preferred. No Cosmics, please. Bouncer SWM, 39, 6', 250#, NI*, getting over long term relationship looking to get back in the game. I enjoy patrolling, movies, and wrestling. Looking for an Elastigirl to my Mr. Incredible. STM* OK, no head cases or mentalists *SLV- Street Level Vigilante, PFH-Pass For Human, NI-Nigh Invulnerable, STM-Stronger than Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) SGEM*, former "Pleasure Escort", seeks SHdF#, athletic, articulate, and passionate, for romantic flights (or walks), dancing, socializing, and erotic persuits. *Single Genetically Engineered Male #Single Humanoid Female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Thia could never do this. Jarome, however, has long been of the opinion that Thia needs to get out more. Hence, Jarome would likely write: "Handsome, headstrong, early forty-something SWMP* seeks long-term female companion. Should be devout, attractive, and mentally and physically fit. Religious agreement is a must, as is an understanding for long work hours. Military background preferred. No ex nuns, please. All serious inquiries appreciated." *Single White Male Paladin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) (Snow Leopard) Single Black Female from disfunctional family, with probable life expectency over 200 years, seeks fertile, genetically superior male, any race, with proven longevity (men over 100 years old perferred) to start faimly. My Biological clock is ticking (although slowly)! (Dolphin) Athletic Gay White Male mutant, vegitarian but not vegan, seeks Gay or Bisexual male telepath. You know why. (placed as a joke on Millennium) Good looking Single White Male, voted most likely to die a virgin, seeks Princess. Let's spend hours gazing adoringly into each other's eyes, possibly working up to holding hands if the chemistry is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marketeer Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Blackberry Single female seeks friends. Huggability, nice smile preferred. (Blackberry has so many friends as it is, it would never occur to her to write something like this.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Revenant- (Would never do this, but Goblyn thinks he needs to "unwind") SWM, billionaire, seeks attractive, intelligent single female. Must like being ordered around. First aid skills and non smoker a must. Black Hawk - Single Ethnic Female seeks fun, open minded partner. Gender not an issue. Must be athletic. Kinks preferred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Talion: SWM, non-smoker, -drinker, drug-free. seeks clean and sane SF for short-term dating. Must be willing to risk life and limb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroGM Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) SWF who's quick on her feet needs someone who can keep up with her. Intreasts are cross-continetal jogging, helping the helpless in the nick of time and trying out Rachel's 30-minute meals. Love movies but due to schedule only watch DVD's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroGM Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) Do you remember me? We met in the yan'thar dimension escaping for our lives. You: 5'2, blonde hair and pale blue shimmering effect. Me: 6'9, muscular, with the Gem of Grapnar. Will be attending that enclave we talked about while in the cell, special word is "sabrina." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) I could quite easily see Marta Nys have something placed into a message board as a joke on her sister (Shion Nys, a.k.a. "The Empress"). It might look something like this: Single French-Hispanic Female, 6'1", 175#, looking for a man capable of satisfying my needs (of which I have many -- and most of them are expensive). Genetic Upgrades preferred, barring that, top-end Replicated Human Sexroids. Endurance modifications always a plus, and I hope you like screamers. Of course, Marta's life-expectancy is going to be in question if Shion ever finds out. (Marta: http://k5pbem.devermore.net/pictures/marta01.jpg) (Shion: http://k5pbem.devermore.net/pictures/shion02.jpg) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: Single Green Superhero seeks.... (personels for your characters) (The Specter is feeling lonely, now that he's returned to the city where he buried his wife.) SWM, Immortal, 162, seeks SF with long life. History buffs welcome. Genealogical records required, due to bad experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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