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Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)


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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

SG-1650

 

Cromwell's government has found a Stargate and has sequestered it without informing the public. Puritan SG teams armed with bullets and bibles have been formed to go through the gate and kill or convert the heathen demon-spawn to be found on the other side - like the Irish. :eek:

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

~smarmy grin~

 

I'd play it...

 

To quote, edited in italics, from a reveiw of FATAL (which may well have used Cool Devices as source material):

 

"You know, it occurs to me that most games of FATAL are probably played with only the one hand, since -

Ow.

OW. OW. CRIPES. MY BURNING BRAIN. OW.

Remind me not to go down that path again.

Sartin:
Not so fast! You forgot to picture them being the only gamers who have to wipe off their dice when they're done! I'd bet nothing but nothing will jinx your dice faster than leaving someone's
stains
on them.
Heck
, when it happens, the FATALites probably laugh and shout (a la Saruman) "You will taste MAN JUICE!" Ugh.
[stop putting
IMAGES INTO MY
GOL-DARNED
MIND,
DARN
IT. OW!]
"

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The HERO Book That Dare Not Speak Its Name

 

Oh, you mean Call of Cthulu HERO?

 

 

Major Tom :eg:

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To quote, edited in italics, from a reveiw of FATAL (which may well have used Cool Devices as source material):

 

Hey now. Say what you will about poor Cool Devices, but comparing it to FATAL is just low.:mad:

 

 

Gay Rights HERO. Fight for tolerance, acceptance, and basic human rights in a world of sexual oppression. Somehow I doubt it will take off.

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I call Cthulu.

 

"The Dread Lord does not accept the charges. And, for the record, he does not have Prince Albert in a can or anywhere else, and his refrigerator has been standing right where it is for the last seventeen million years. Whatever number you wanted, this is not it."

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"The Dread Lord does not accept the charges. And' date=' for the record, he does not have Prince Albert in a can or anywhere else, and his refrigerator has been standing right where it is for the last seventeen million years. Whatever number you wanted, [i']this is not it[/i]."

 

His mom is still fat though.

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And for the unsung heroes of the movie studios:

 

Dolly Grip HERO

 

Best Boy HERO

 

Make-up Artist HERO

 

Camera Man HERO

 

Set Designer HERO

 

Electrician HERO

 

Costume Designer HERO

 

Fight Coordinator HERO

 

Stunt Double HERO

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