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Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

RPG Developer Hero (ok, this one is not my idea)

Sport Fishing Hero

Sound Testing Hero

Chicken Run (the movie) Hero

80-star-doing-lame-commercials-now Hero (Mister T, Alf, ...)

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Video Gamer HERO (create characters who are video game masters! fun for the whole family! Complete with "Enraged if denied chocolate milk.")

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I love how the title of this thread says, "intended to be humorous". Because we all know how dreadfully wrong the intention of a thread can go sometimes.

 

Anyway, on that note:

 

Thread Drift Hero

Data Entry Hero

Realtor Hero

Mall Hero

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

First Grade Classroom Hero

(Can you overcome Bad Willy Sorenson and his spitwads of doom?)

 

Dental Hygiene Hero

(Crippling gingivitis threatens truth, beauty, and the American Way!!)

 

Tenure & Promotion Committee Meeting Hero

(Which will kill our university faster? Academic mediocrity or unending tsunamis of boredom?)

 

Party til ya Puke Hero

(The only way to save cizilivation ... er ... zilivication ... uhm ... cifilixation ... ah, hell with it ... life as we know it, is FLAMING TEQUILA SHOTS!! Chug! Chug! Chug!)

 

Alzheimer's Hero

("I smite him with my bedpan!")

 

Geometry of n-Dimensional Manifolds Hero

(Let Z be a complex manifold; recall that an n-cycle in Z is a locally ... (2) through each point in F passes a compact n-dimension analytic subset of F....)

 

1040 Hero

("I, Dr. Destroyer, know your every weakness ... and here, line 8b on Schedule C, here it is! The key to your inevitable, humiliating destruction!")

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

SNIP

 

 

Hero does have a "cartoon" setting. Although not exactly Bugs Bunny type, it is done rather well. DCTAS

 

I am well aware of DC: TAS. I got it for my brother as a birthday present.

 

Anyways...

 

More to avoid:

 

Toy Hero

"Toy" Hero (entirely different. Supplement to XXX Hero)

Passion Play Hero (some game companies will never learn that using a game to push religion will always result in the game being horrid)

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Along the lines of "Geek Hero"-

 

Virgin Hero

No Social Life Hero

Disgusting Personal Habits Hero

Movie Trivia Hero (Making a PRE attack with quote knowledge)

Sports Trivia Hero

Binge Hero

Purge Hero

Binge Hero

 

Diceless Hero

Systemless Hero

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Juke-box HE-RO

Got stars in his eyes!

sing it with me!

JUKE-BOX HE-RO

He got one guitar!

 

Campaigns start in a town without a name

In a heavy downpour.

 

Characters have got to stay on top!

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Seinfeld Hero (Multipower... what's up with THAT?) :nonp:

 

Jak

 

:lol:

 

Jerry: "No Kramer, you can't borrow my battlesuit tonight."

 

Kramer: "But Jerry! I'm going to need the extra defense! Eurostar's *loaded* with killing attacks!"

 

Jerry: "Maybe you should have thought about that before you brought it back last time smelling like fish. Do you know how hard it is to air out powered armor?"

 

Kramer: "Is it my fault Atlanteans have bad hygiene? Jerry, please, I'm begging you...think of the stun multiples!"

 

Jerry: "Look. If you can manage to scrounge up 5pts, I'll make an extra you can use. That's the best I can do."

 

George: "What are you looking at me for? If I had an extra 5pts, you think I'd still have *this* Comeliness?"

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Juke-box HE-RO

Got stars in his eyes!

sing it with me!

JUKE-BOX HE-RO

He got one guitar!

 

Campaigns start in a town without a name

In a heavy downpour.

 

Characters have got to stay on top!

 

Darnit! You had to go and do something like that before I could give you rep again! :D

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Girls Gone Hero

Pinball Hero

Pong Hero

 

Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Girls Gone Hero.

 

Hawkfu

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Juke-box HE-RO

Got stars in his eyes!

sing it with me!

JUKE-BOX HE-RO

He got one guitar!

 

Campaigns start in a town without a name

In a heavy downpour.

 

Characters have got to stay on top!

I'd play that.

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Hmm. I was gonna say Sewage Treatment Plant HERO, but I'm just about certain there's modules out there that have scenes amidst the leachase tanks. And if there's not, there should be.

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Pregnancy Hero.

 

:D

I can't recall who said it, but there's a semi-famous diatribe with the line, "No one gets a gold medal for childbirth."

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Hyper-Realitic Post Nuclear War Hero (a.k.a. Rat and Roach Wars Hero)

 

Creeks and Crawdads Hero

 

The Sims Hero

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Chuck Norris HERO (Cuz lets face it, if you don't get to be Chuck, what's the point. And if you do, you can just win with a roundhouse kick)

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