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Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)


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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

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SNIP

 

 

Hero does have a "cartoon" setting. Although not exactly Bugs Bunny type, it is done rather well. DCTAS

 

I am well aware of DC: TAS. I got it for my brother as a birthday present.

 

Anyways...

 

More to avoid:

 

Toy Hero

"Toy" Hero (entirely different. Supplement to XXX Hero)

Passion Play Hero (some game companies will never learn that using a game to push religion will always result in the game being horrid)

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Along the lines of "Geek Hero"-

 

Virgin Hero

No Social Life Hero

Disgusting Personal Habits Hero

Movie Trivia Hero (Making a PRE attack with quote knowledge)

Sports Trivia Hero

Binge Hero

Purge Hero

Binge Hero

 

Diceless Hero

Systemless Hero

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Seinfeld Hero (Multipower... what's up with THAT?) :nonp:

 

Jak

 

:lol:

 

Jerry: "No Kramer, you can't borrow my battlesuit tonight."

 

Kramer: "But Jerry! I'm going to need the extra defense! Eurostar's *loaded* with killing attacks!"

 

Jerry: "Maybe you should have thought about that before you brought it back last time smelling like fish. Do you know how hard it is to air out powered armor?"

 

Kramer: "Is it my fault Atlanteans have bad hygiene? Jerry, please, I'm begging you...think of the stun multiples!"

 

Jerry: "Look. If you can manage to scrounge up 5pts, I'll make an extra you can use. That's the best I can do."

 

George: "What are you looking at me for? If I had an extra 5pts, you think I'd still have *this* Comeliness?"

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Juke-box HE-RO

Got stars in his eyes!

sing it with me!

JUKE-BOX HE-RO

He got one guitar!

 

Campaigns start in a town without a name

In a heavy downpour.

 

Characters have got to stay on top!

 

Darnit! You had to go and do something like that before I could give you rep again! :D

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Hmm. I was gonna say Sewage Treatment Plant HERO, but I'm just about certain there's modules out there that have scenes amidst the leachase tanks. And if there's not, there should be.

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