tkdguy Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Diarrhea HERO Jock Itch HERO Migraine HERO Flatulent HERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireTiger Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) For those with too much time on their paws...er, hands.... [Cue announcer voice-over] "Does Hero Designer make things too easy for you? Do you miss the glory days of having to make all of the calculations necessary for character creation by hand?" "If so, than do we have the game for you! Yes, you can enjoy that feeling of accomplishment all over again with new Hexadecimal HERO!" "Be sure to keep an eye out for the these first in our exciting line of supplements: Octal HERO and Binary HERO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted February 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Cheap Cash-In HERO As the Dice Roll: Soap Opera HERO Season 99.2 (where we find out in the city of Elwier that Kal-Turak shot Doctor Destroyer and a 0-point child makes Bulldozer seem like a wuss. Oh, we also learn in this one that Seeker is the daughter of Defender.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Milquetoast HERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestnik Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) The Ultimate Onanist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jomster Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) The Ultimate Onanist The Ultimate Onan.... oh my word! Wasn't expecting that one... have some rep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numsix Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Macho Women With Guns HERO. On second thought, that may be one they want to do. Macho women with guns is a real game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numsix Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Xenu HERO: the superclam roleplaying game Beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numsix Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Should have consolidated to one post Hero (Darn) Married with children Hero (Al Bundie lives!) Library Hero (SHHhhh!) Corporate CEO Hero (OK, roll, 18 - to bad you go to jail) Asylum Hero (This can drive you loonie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestnik Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) The Ultimate Onan.... oh my word! Wasn't expecting that one... have some rep! DEX and CON are very important characteristics in the Onanist genre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParagonAlpha Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) We Don't Need Another Hero Blood Of Hero Greatest American Hero Last Action Hero My Father The Hero GI Joe: A Real American Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireTiger Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Macho women with guns is a real game Yep! Originally available as three separate small RPGs; Macho Women With Guns, Renegade Nuns On Wheels, and Bat-Winged Bimbos From Hell. They were later combined in a single volume, and later still released in a D20 incarnation. They're not games meant to be taken the least bit seriously, with skills such as: Cavort About, Hit Things, Run In High Heels, and Shoot Little Guns. Fun, silly, and almost guaranteed to offend someone in any given gaming group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Real Life HERO GM: You see someone robbing the 7-11 across the street. Player: I duck behind the corner and dial 9-1-1. GM: You get cut off on the freeway. Player: I flip him off when I catch up with him. GM: You do your taxes. You owe the government $800. Player: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Macho women with guns is a real game Yes. And actually the combat mechanics, being a toned down version of a serious game, are quite playable in a wargamey way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted February 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Holding Out For A HERO Garzey's Wing HERO (Anime so bad even most otaku hate it.) Real Job HERO THe Ultimate Exhaustion The Ultimate Dista--- OOH! SHINEE! *scampers off* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) The Ultimate d20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted February 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) The Ultimate Waste of Money The Ultimate GURPS The Ultimate Rolemaster Low-Blow HERO (Location 13 is the only location) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestnik Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Diff'rent Strokes Hero The Ultimate Menial Laborer The Ultimate Rent Boy Canadian Boy Band Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) The Ultimate Menial Laborer Why would I want to buy a book that tells you how to RP a Hero Games Forum Mod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) The Ultimate Wine Taster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireTiger Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) [Obscure 1980s RPG Reference Warning] Alma Mater HERO A high school RPG! Players took on the roles of jocks, nerds, stoners, etc. Fairly simple mechanics. Rather explicit and offensive illustrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestnik Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) I'm totally enjoying this thread. Total Rat Bastard Hero E.E. Cummings Hero The Ultimate Stamp Collector Sex in the City Hero Horde of Locusts Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numsix Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) [Obscure 1980s RPG Reference Warning] Alma Mater HERO Actually not a bad game, better system than one would believe from the game. Yup I bout it (And I think I still have it some were...lost rummaging in Narnia - I mean an old storage locker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Numa Numa HERO Cho-Aniki HERO Zero HERO (a "narrativist" game about suddenly being free and being hunted down by your own kind because of it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous) Ero-guro Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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