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Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)


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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

I suppose your shift key isn't working either? think.gif

 

(When I first saw your entry I thought "Standard Hero? What does that mean?")

Nope. Tried both ways. On different days too. But the caps lock worked fine in my next post. It's just this one that won't cooperate.

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Back on topic: Classic Movie HERO

 

GM: So what's your character like?

 

Player: Ever watch Ensign Pulver? :winkgrin:

 

GM: I see. :rolleyes: Anyway, you meet your new captain.

 

Player: What's he like?

 

GM: Ever see The Caine Mutiny? :eg:

 

Player: Oh... :eek:

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Re: Genres HERO GAMES may want to avoid (intended to be humorous)

 

Elvis Impersonator HERO

 

Elvis Movie HERO

 

Mortician HERO

 

Childrens Breakfast Cereal Mascot HERO (Tony the Tiger, Count Chocula, etc.)

 

Game Store Buyer HERO (Alliance is out of stock on Thurn & Taxis again, the Princess Bride T-shirts are out of print, that used lot of first ed Shadowrun supplements hasn't sold yet, and it's time to mark down the 3rd party D20 games again, its also time to place your orders for the 4th ed Dungeons & Dragons Core Books, and Mall Security says you can't carry those sword canes you just got in from BudK.)

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