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It has been a while since my family got together due to the pandemic, but old sibling rivalries die hard.  Over dinner my sister who is married was noticing my unwed sister had gotten some new ink, which she feels is a bad influence on her kids.

"Three new tattoos?  Those are pretty permanent you know."

"Yeah, well three kids is pretty permanent too." my younger sister shot back.

There was a moment of tense silence before my 7 year-old son piped up "Technically, both can be removed with lasers."

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Him: "If I died before you, do you think you'd remarry?"

 

Her: "I don't think so. I'd probably just move in with my sister. What about you? If I died first, would you remarry?"

 

Him: "Nah, I'd probably just move in with your sister too." 

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7 hours ago, Logan.1179 said:

At my funeral I want a group of Italian guys to walk up to my coffin in all black suits and say "I'm gonna miss ya boss" so my family think I had something big going on.

 

Include a group of Russians or Japanese--or better yet, all three--and your family would really be impressed.

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