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I was channel flipping and came upon this nature program.  On it there was this male owl who was trying to entice a female owl with the hole in a tree he lived in.  He gave her the look that every man have given every woman throughout history, that mix of hopefulness and desperation.  The female owl decided a nice tree owl would be a good place to lay her eggs, so she agreed to mate with the male.  I thought it was nice, but was jealous because the tree I live in is much nicer.

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 A young man excitedly tells his mother he's in love and that he is getting married.

He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they talk for a bit.

Finally, the son asks, "Okay, Mom, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing, Mom. You're right. How did you know?

The mother replies, "I don't like her."

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