Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Two fonts walk into the bar, and the barman says, “Sorry lads, we don’t serve your type.” I am truly sorry. death tribble and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Do we have to send someone to kick you in the Zapf Dingbats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 That would certainly make an Impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 The kick in the wingdings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself... wcw43921, Pariah and Rails 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Why do the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can...Scandinavian. aylwin13, bigbywolfe, Rails and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 My brother threw a milk carton at me. How dairy. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 I trust you kicked his dairy air. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Q: Why don't cows wear toe rings? A: Because they lack toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 I see that you too are sliding into beefer madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 I foresee these jokes getting even cheesier as time goes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Why don't cows wear toe rings? Hide contents A: Because they lack toes. How dairy they! If they see me coming they better toe the line! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary remarks that Lucius seems to be.... lack-toes intolerant. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 On 8/4/2018 at 8:45 PM, Lucius said: How dairy they! I saw a variation on this on a bank sign last week: My brother threw a milk carton at me. How dairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 41 minutes ago, mattingly said: I saw a variation on this on a bank sign last week: My brother threw a milk carton at me. How dairy. And you posted it too On 8/4/2018 at 1:54 PM, mattingly said: My brother threw a milk carton at me. How dairy. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says you're trying to milk it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I made a graph of all my past relationships; there's an "ex" axis and a and "why?" axis. Rails, Lucius, Hermit and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: I made a graph of all my past relationships; there's an "ex" axis and a and "why?" axis. Stealing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: I made a graph of all my past relationships; there's an "ex" axis and a and "why?" axis. 19 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: Stealing this. I trust you will be constructing your own version ... as a log-log plot. Logan D. Hurricanes, Christougher and Pariah 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 What if mankind had evolved from dogs? How would that have changed history? For one thing, instead of I, Claudius, Robert Frost's novel would have been titled I, Chihuahua. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. But when her kids had all grown up and moved away, she moved to the city and retired to a nice, comfortable flat. archer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 As Jesus was raising Lazarus from the dead, one of the apostles stepped away to answer the call of nature. Shortly afterward, the apostle Peter berated him saying, "'I bet you don't even know how many people were raised from the dead today. " The fellow answered, "Maybe not but I know it was at least four because I distinctly remember Jesus yelling "Lazarus, come forth!" tkdguy, Pariah and death tribble 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Gaggleplex A really large number of geese death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Did you hear about the new restaurant they opened on the moon? Great food. No atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 Why aren't these dying in fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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