Cancer Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Surely there are other things to aspire to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Why did Hitler prefer to answer A, B, or D on multiple choice questions? Not C. BoloOfEarth and Mightybec 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Why did Hitler prefer to answer A, B, or D on multiple choice questions? Not C. You had to defile this thread with a Nazi joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 I heard the Gestapo brought a lot of watches in for questioning because they did not like the fact that they were ticking. They told the watches they had ways of making them tock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Yeah, I'll do algebra. I'll do a little trigonometry. I'll even do calculus if it's absolutely necessary. But graphing is where I draw the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 What do you call a quadruple amputee in the pool? Bob... tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Wow... really, really old school. Mightybec 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 What do you call a quadruple amputee in the ocean? Chum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 What do you call a quadruple amputee at thanksgiving dinner? Uncle Tommy, and you thank him for his service, you horrible horrible person.... Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 You don't like Nazi jokes? How about a Russian Revolution joke? Q: How were the Reds and the Whites different? A: One side preferred beef and Cabernet Sauvignon; the other preferred fish and Chardonnay. aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 You don't like Nazi jokes? How about a Russian Revolution joke? Q: How were the Reds and the Whites different? A: One side preferred beef and Cabernet Sauvignon; the other preferred fish and Chardonnay. Actually, I have no problem at all with them. That was just a call-back to the mountain puns. That's why I thought italicizing defile would emphasize that. Maybe not, though. Please continue with the funny. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 What do you call a quadruple amputee in the pool? Bob... What do you call him in a hot tub? Stu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 What do you call him hanging on a wall? ... Art EDIT: Maybe I should look and see if I can find my old copy of Truly Tasteless Jokes volumes I and II. (There were many more volumes, but as difficult as this may be to believe, the jokes went downhill after II.) Mightybec 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Q: What do you call two of them over your window? A: Curt and Rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 And while we're at it ... "Mommy Mommy! I don't like walking in circles all the time!" "Shut up, kid, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 This is devolving rapidly. Anyone got a good quantum mechanics joke to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 This is devolving rapidly. Anyone got a good quantum mechanics joke to share? I may or may not. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amorkca Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 What do you call him in a pile of leaves?? Russell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 This is devolving rapidly. Anyone got a good quantum mechanics joke to share? The Bohm-Ahranov effect is always good for massive confusion in an undergrad course. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 The Bohm-Ahranov effect is always good for massive confusion in an undergrad course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Deleted scene from Guardians Of The Galaxy 2: "You said my father's name was Ego and that he was the size of a planet!""No. I said your father had an ego the size of a planet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works. Practice is when everything works, but nobody knows why. In our lab, theory meets practice: Nothing works, and nobody knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 I look positively smashing! I have the mirrors to proving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Spoiilered for dirty yet accurate language... With two friends on a car ride.... Friend One looking out: "Hmm, donkeys... oops... caught them mating... they're mating. Now I feel pervy." Me: "It's worse than that..." Friend One : "How so?" Me: "Technically, you just saw someone taking it up the 'Ass' in public." Friend Two: *Breaks out laughing* Friend One: *Eyes narrow, is no longer talking to me* well a few hours later she talked to me, but apparently I am 'not funny' *Sigh* L. Marcus and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Some people just have no taste in humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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