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A friend of mine says that this is an old joke, but I'd never heard it.

 

Four Jews are sitting on the front stoop of the building in 1934 Berlin.

The first sighs deeply.

The second shakes his head and mutters sadly.

The third just holds his head in his hand and sobs.

The fourth says,

"If all you guys are going to do is talk politics, I'm leaving!"

 

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Spoiilered for dirty yet accurate language...

 

With two friends on a car ride....

Friend One looking out: "Hmm, donkeys... oops... caught them mating... they're mating. Now I feel pervy."

Me: "It's worse than that..."

Friend One : "How so?"

Me: "Technically, you just saw someone taking it up the 'Ass' in public."

Friend Two: *Breaks out laughing*

Friend One: *Eyes narrow, is no longer talking to me*

 

 

 

well a few hours later she talked to me, but apparently I am 'not funny' *Sigh*

Ask her to forgive you. Offer to burro the hatchet.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says I'm just being an ass

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The King asked me if morale at the castle would improve if he fired one of the court comedians who wasn't really that funny.

I told him maybe, if it was out of a cannon.

 

 

 

A slightly different take, as it were.

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The King asked me if morale at the castle would improve if he fired one of the court comedians who wasn't really that funny.

 

I told him maybe, if it was out of a cannon.

 

 

 

A slightly different take, as it were.

And yours is cannonical

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says it's a slightly different take that

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You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice

 

My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.

 

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

 

 I, for one, like Roman numerals.

 

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

 

There is no “i” in denial

 

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

 

You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a

pigeon.

 

I didn’t believe my dad was a construction site thief until I got home. All the signs were there.

 

I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

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