mattingly Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I've only heard a few of those, Logan. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 If you removed an angel statue from a fountain, what would you have? A sans seraph font Bazza, Pariah, tkdguy and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 So I cornered Black Bolt at the Marvel Christmas Party and and told him my troubles & toils. He is a great listener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Don't tell him jokes. Just hope he only texts you "LOL". Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 I would most definitely tell Black Bolt jokes. If you can make him laugh, a man who has dedicated his life to never uttering a sound unless it is an emergency, then have really accomplished something. You may die, but what an epitaph! "Here lies the idiot that told Black Bolt 'Knock Knock' " Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Even a giggle from Black Bolt would raise the roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I'm currently reading a book about "Uses for weapons-grade Naquadah." It's too heavy and I can't pick it up. Lord Mhoram and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Telling bad jokes in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold, and bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I like my coffee like I like my women... full of booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just saw this and hadn't heard it before. What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm. wcw43921 and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 I am now in a group with a lot of creatures from Greek myths. We are all one big harpy family. Bazza and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Q: How do you tell the gender of forks? A: If they try to blow up parliament on the 5th of November then they are Guy Forks Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7..8...9 Too lame? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 "Open Mike Night" sounded like a lot of fun until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy. Hermit and aylwin13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 I found a bunch of insects making furniture. They also serenaded me singing 'Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft'. Turns out they were Carpenter Ants Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 *Puts Tribble on ignore* Burrito Boy and Bazza 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 *puts Logan on Santa's Naughty List* Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 "Open Mike Night" sounded like a lot of fun until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy. you think, you were disappointed, think how Mike felt! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 I bought a new thesaurus today, only to get home and discover that all the pages were blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am. death tribble, Hermit and Lucius 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 I bought a new thesaurus today, only to get home and discover that all the pages were blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am. Have you tried mathematics. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 I bought a new thesaurus today, only to get home and discover that all the pages were blank. I literally have no words to describe how angry I am. Y'know, Donald Duck never seemed to have that problem, at least that anyone could tell. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Have you tried mathematics. Good idea. I'm sure some pi will make me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. I bought a new thesaurus today, only to get home and discover that all the pages were blank.I literally have no words to describe how angry I am. tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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