Bazza Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 Did you hear about the guy who three his Note 7 at his ex-girlfriend? He's charged with assault & battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Have you heard about conjunctivitis.com? Now that's a site for sore eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Heard this one recently, might apply to other states but it did make me laugh.... MOTHER NATURE: "You cannot have all four seasons in a single week!" THE STATE OF OHIO: "Hold my beer..." Pariah and Rails 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Heh. Missouri's right there with you, Ohio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Along with Utah and Colorado. As I related elsewhere, there was a day in January where my brother in Colorado recorded a temperature of -29°F. The next week, the Chinook winds blew in, and the high temperature one day was 61°F. That's a swing of 90°F (50°C) in less than a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 Cancer and FrankL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 That sort of humor is very divisive. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 So, what will be posted in the remainder of the thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 I'm sure we'll think of sum thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 A product of our collective sordid imaginations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 That doesn't add up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 Meh. What's the difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 Enough tangents. Back to funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Hey, tangents are no sin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Co-sine'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 Hamlet always struggled with multiple choice tests. He never knew whether or not the answer to Question #2 was B. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 I was in the old neighborhood and went by the house I grew up in. I asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My mom can be really mean sometimes. Cancer and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 A man filed a police report, claiming that people kept shooting arrows at him whenever he went running. The investigation found out that his path took him through an archery range. Amd then there was the woman who failed a taste test. She couldn't taste the difference between Pepsi and Preparation H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 What's the difference between a jazz musician and a rock musician? A rock musician plays three chords in front of a thousand people. A jazz musician plays a thousand chords in front of three people. Logan D. Hurricanes and aylwin13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 "I only know three chords!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're making headlines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 Why do programmers give gifts on Halloween? Because 31-oct = 25-dec. Cancer and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 A father buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Anyway, robot for sale. Burrito Boy, aylwin13, wcw43921 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 I just found out I am colour blind. It came completely out of the purple tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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