Bazza 3,896 Report post Posted January 23, 2017 Did you hear about the guy who three his Note 7 at his ex-girlfriend? He's charged with assault & battery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted January 28, 2017 Have you heard about conjunctivitis.com? Now that's a site for sore eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit 5,596 Report post Posted January 31, 2017 Heard this one recently, might apply to other states but it did make me laugh.... MOTHER NATURE: "You cannot have all four seasons in a single week!" THE STATE OF OHIO: "Hold my beer..." 2 Pariah and Rails reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rails 123 Report post Posted February 1, 2017 Heh. Missouri's right there with you, Ohio. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted February 1, 2017 Along with Utah and Colorado. As I related elsewhere, there was a day in January where my brother in Colorado recorded a temperature of -29°F. The next week, the Chinook winds blew in, and the high temperature one day was 61°F. That's a swing of 90°F (50°C) in less than a week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,324 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 2 FrankL and Cancer reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 5,972 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 That sort of humor is very divisive. 1 Logan.1179 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aylwin13 672 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 So, what will be posted in the remainder of the thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 I'm sure we'll think of sum thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 5,972 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 A product of our collective sordid imaginations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Logan.1179 5,324 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 That doesn't add up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 5,972 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 Meh. What's the difference? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattingly 1,249 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 Enough tangents. Back to funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted February 10, 2017 Hey, tangents are no sin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bazza 3,896 Report post Posted February 10, 2017 Co-sine'd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted February 14, 2017 What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! Ba-na-na-na! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 2,812 Report post Posted February 15, 2017 Hamlet always struggled with multiple choice tests. He never knew whether or not the answer to Question #2 was B. 1 Pariah reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattingly 1,249 Report post Posted February 16, 2017 I was in the old neighborhood and went by the house I grew up in. I asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My mom can be really mean sometimes. 2 tkdguy and Cancer reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 2,812 Report post Posted February 17, 2017 A man filed a police report, claiming that people kept shooting arrows at him whenever he went running. The investigation found out that his path took him through an archery range. Amd then there was the woman who failed a taste test. She couldn't taste the difference between Pepsi and Preparation H. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted February 19, 2017 What's the difference between a jazz musician and a rock musician? A rock musician plays three chords in front of a thousand people. A jazz musician plays a thousand chords in front of three people. 2 Logan.1179 and aylwin13 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 5,972 Report post Posted February 19, 2017 "I only know three chords!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted February 20, 2017 Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're making headlines! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrankL 660 Report post Posted February 23, 2017 Why do programmers give gifts on Halloween? Because 31-oct = 25-dec. 2 Pariah and Cancer reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 6,443 Report post Posted February 27, 2017 A father buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Anyway, robot for sale. 6 Burrito Boy, Rails, wcw43921 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bazza 3,896 Report post Posted March 2, 2017 I just found out I am colour blind. It came completely out of the purple 2 tkdguy and Pariah reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
