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A man filed a police report, claiming that people kept shooting arrows at him whenever he went running. The investigation found out that his path took him through an archery range.



Amd then there was the woman who failed a taste test. She couldn't taste the difference between Pepsi and Preparation H.

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A father buys a robot that slaps people when they lie.


He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.


The son says, "I did some schoolwork."


The robot slaps the son.


The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."


Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"


Son says, "Toy Story."


The robot slaps the son.


Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie."


Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."


The robot slaps the father.


Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."


The robot slaps the mother.


Anyway, robot for sale.

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