BoloOfEarth Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 I've heard this as being a man from Michigan who died, thinking the Lions won the Super Bowl. But yeah, one of my favorite jokes. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 A man walked into a law office and asked one of the lawyers, "How much do you charge?" "Five thousand dollars for three questions," the lawyer responded. "Isn't five thousand dollars for three questions really too expensive?" "Probably," the lawyer answered. "Now, what's your third question?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A man walked into a law office and asked one of the lawyers, "How much do you charge?" "Five thousand dollars for three questions," the lawyer responded. "Five thousand dollars? Isn't that really too expensive?" "Probably," the lawyer answered. "Now, what's your third question?" He better make it a good question, and suggest he ask a rhetorical question to get his money's worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 Generous Lawyer, gave away a free question, if my math is right. 1) how much do you charge? 2) Five Thousand Dollars? 3) Isn't that really too expensive? and is allowing another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, slikmar said: Generous Lawyer, gave away a free question, if my math is right. 1) how much do you charge? 2) Five Thousand Dollars? 3) Isn't that really too expensive? and is allowing another one. Oops. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 I don't want to make jokes about seaweed but I just can't kelp myself. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 Try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 Oh ! Funny guy ! Try ? As in Rugby score. Just after England lose to France and Ireland had beaten Scotland and England had needed to equal or better the score to stand.a chance of winning the Six Nations Rugby tournament. I will have my revenge in this board or the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 18 hours ago, death tribble said: I don't want to make jokes about seaweed but I just can't kelp myself. Alga ahead and agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Q: What did Kenny Rogers say when one of the wheels came off of his pickup truck? A: You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 In honor of Saint Patrick's Day: Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A: None. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 A blonde was driving through the countryside and saw another blonde sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a grassy field, rowing as hard as she can but not getting anywhere (of course, since the boat wasn't in the water). Aghast, the blonde driver pulled over, got out of her car, and walked to the edge of the grassy field. "HEY YOU!" she shouted. "Yeah, YOU! What do you think you're doing?! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us blondes a bad name! Why, I'd go over there and KICK YOUR A** if I knew how to swim!" Pariah and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 "Hey, Oedipus! Yo mama!" ... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 My family and I were going on vacation and went to the airport. The airline clerk asked me, "Where are you going?" I said, "Well, we're going go San Diego, but..." I pointed at each piece of our luggage, "...I want this one to go to Tampa, that one to go to Atlanta, and that one to go to Dallas." "I'm sorry, sir," said the clerk, "but we can't do that." "Why not?" I asked. "You did last time." death tribble and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Back around 1980 for my game-world I created a magic Staff of Braniff, which teleported you where you wanted, but your luggage was releported to random, generally awkward, places around the world. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 tkdguy and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 I just heard that joke this weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 10:44 PM, Cancer said: Back around 1980 for my game-world I created a magic Staff of Braniff, which teleported you where you wanted, but your luggage was releported to random, generally awkward, places around the world. Staff of Braniff: (Total: 145 Active Cost, 20 Real Cost) Teleportation: Floating Fixed Location (12 Locations) (60 Active Points); Extra Time (6 Hours, Character May Take No Other Actions, -3 3/4), OAF (-1), Incantations (-1/4) (Real Cost: 10) <b>plus</b> Teleportation 1m, No Relative Velocity, Safe Blind Teleport (+1/4), MegaScale (1m = 10,000 km; +2) (36 Active Points); Extra Time (6 Hours, Character May Take No Other Actions, -3 3/4), OAF (-1), Can Only Teleport To Floating Fixed Locations (-1/2), Linked (Teleportation: Floating Fixed Location; -1/2), Incantations (-1/4) (Real Cost: 5) <b>plus</b> Teleportation 1m, No Relative Velocity, Safe Blind Teleport (+1/4), Trigger (Activating the Trigger requires a Zero Phase Action, Trigger requires a Turn or more to reset; +1/4), Usable As Attack (x4 maximum weight per inanimate target; +1), Grantor can only grant the power to others, Grantor pays the END whenever the power is used, MegaScale (1m = 10,000 km; +2) (49 Active Points); Extra Time (1 Week, -4 1/2), OAF (-1), No Conscious Control (Only Effects cannot be controlled; -1), Can Only Teleport To Floating Fixed Locations (-1/2), Costs Endurance (-1/2), Incantations (-1/4), Linked (Teleportation; -1/4), Leaves A Trail (-0) (Real Cost: 5) Lucius Alexander did the palindromedary eat my luggage?? Cancer and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Q: What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? A: 2Na death tribble, wcw43921 and tkdguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 A: Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 It's a lye!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 That's a rather base comment, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Just go to the right place .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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