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5 hours ago, Pariah said:

Q: Why don't cows wear toe rings?

 

 

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A: Because they lack toes.

 

 

How dairy they!

 

If they see me coming they better toe the line!

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary remarks that Lucius seems to be....

lack-toes intolerant.

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41 minutes ago, mattingly said:

 

I saw a variation on this on a bank sign last week:

 

My brother threw a milk carton at me. How dairy.

 

 

 

And you posted it too

 

On ‎8‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 1:54 PM, mattingly said:

My brother threw a milk carton at me.

 

How dairy.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says you're trying to milk it

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

I made a graph of all my past relationships; there's an "ex" axis and a and "why?" axis.

 

19 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said:

 

Stealing this.

 

I trust you will be constructing your own version ... as a log-log plot.

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As Jesus was raising Lazarus from the dead, one of the apostles stepped away to answer the call of nature.

 

Shortly afterward, the apostle Peter berated him saying, "'I bet you don't even know how many people were raised from the dead today. "

 

The fellow answered, "Maybe not but I know it was at least four because I distinctly remember Jesus yelling "Lazarus, come forth!"
 

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