Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Sleazy, Slimy, Dopehead, Zombie, Kinky, and Dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Logan D. Hurricanes, Duke Bushido, Christougher and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Q: How much does a socially awkward penguin weigh? A: Not enough to break the ice. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Q: Why does Lord Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook? A: Because he wants followers, not friends. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 Pariah and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 All I can say to that is: UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A: None. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 The patron saint of copying someone in emails is Saint Francis of a CC. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 If your cat leaves you the butt end of a mouse, is it a catastrophe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 wcw43921 and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But, smoking bacon will cure it. Pariah and wcw43921 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: If your cat leaves you the butt end of a mouse, is it a catastrophe? 2 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Logan → ←Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 15 hours ago, Pariah said: Logan → ←Pariah I don't need to take this abuse from you. I have dozens of people dying to abuse me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Logan.1179 said: I don't need to take this abuse from you. I have dozens of people dying to abuse me! Oh . . . I see. Is there a waiting list I need to sign up for, or something? I don't want to be presumptuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 He's a timeshare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 If something amazing happens in space, the appropriate reaction is "OM!" Because it's Zero G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 Pariah and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? A: To get to the same side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 Pariah and BoloOfEarth 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Dogs and hamsters can't operate MRI machines, but cats can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 But some dogs can do lab work. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 Doctor: I'm afraid you have onomatopoeia. Patient: Oh no! That sounds horrible! What is it? Doctor: It's exactly what it sounds like. wcw43921 and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 TRULY TASTELESS JOKES have no bacon in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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