Bazza Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 This is square root of Pi right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 hours ago, Pariah said: My friend called me and said he has dyscalculia. I said “What’s that?” He said “It’s like being dyslexic but mathematically.” I said “Sorry to hear that, mate. But if you think I can help, you’ve got the wrong number.” "You can count on me, as long as you're not irrational." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 You guys hear about the pirate porno movie? It has an 'Ahhrrr' rating. Major Tom 2009 😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 On my morning walk, I saw a cable guy on my street. He asked me what time it was, so I told him it was between 8am and 1pm. Cancer, TheDarkness and Ockham's Spoon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 I hope you told him the wrong date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 And that you would call him within 30 minutes of your actually telling him the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Q: What do you call a large African land mammal standing opposite a 90° angle? A: Hippopotenuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 The square of the Hippopotenuse is equal to some of the squares (or geek hippos) on the other two sides. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 On 6/23/2019 at 12:37 AM, Pariah said: I just finished reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I really liked it. Are you sure it wasn’t just a tourist guide to Stockholm? Pariah and Duke Bushido 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 11:07 AM, Pariah said: I just finished reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I really liked it. It's a good thing you were forced to finish it, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Her: Who’s your favorite Muppet? Me: The vampire. Her: He doesn’t count. Me: I can assure you that he does. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 A shepherd's flock got scattered, but his faithful sheepdog brought all of the sheep back. The sheepdog reported, "I brought back your 40 sheep." The shepherd responded, "But I only had 38 sheep." "I know," said the sheepdog. "I rounded them up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sounds like Blitzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus. tkdguy, wcw43921, Lucius and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 Pariah => <= Logan Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 He does! He even shared it on Facebook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 Not true! I slapped it there, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bazza Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 Mr Astley is going to tour Oz with A-ha next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: That's the name of your s...oh, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 I got court martialled by the Army after I stole ice cream, trifle and fruit salad. I was found guilty of being a desserter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 Egyptian boatmen are in denial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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