archer Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Lord Liaden said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. That's why you feed your dog radium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 Then you barium. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 Menudo: the martial art of fighting with bills of fare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 Not to be confused with the similar Menudo: the martial art of fighting using young hispanic males. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar. It's a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering. Lawnmower Boy, Duke Bushido, wcw43921 and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Did you Finnish your Danish? Norway, it was too Swede. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot Pole. But think of all the children going Hungary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 That joke's a real Turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 I blame Chad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 So a skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 Pariah and Christougher 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2019 Report Share Posted October 26, 2019 Q: Why can't Mr. & Mrs. Ghost have children? A: Hollow weenie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 Who is the richest comic character ? Why Aquaman of course ! when you measure Net Worth.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 I can cut a tree by just looking at it. Its true! I saw it with my own eyes. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Hipsters talk a lot, but in the end, they never really change anything. Cancer, mattingly and Logan D. Hurricanes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 So a couple of nights the wife brought in a package of danish(es?). She got off early this morning, and was home in time to catch me leaving. "did you finish off the danish?" she asked me. And that damned joke leapt to mind and then to tongue and then it was too late and Pariah owes me a new wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 58 minutes ago, Duke Bushido said: And that damned joke leapt to mind and then to tongue and then it was too late and Pariah owes me a new wife. That's Logan's joke, not mine. Blame him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: No; _you_! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 How do you know that the person at your gym is a Harry Potter fan ? Because the weights are found behind the Dumb Bell door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 Doctor: I have bad news. You only have 10 to live. Me: Ten? Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? TEN DAYS??? Doctor: Nine... eight... seven... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 7, 2019 Report Share Posted November 7, 2019 If a fitness trainer is adopted by several noblemen, can she say she has increased her step count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." ~Josef Stalin bigbywolfe, Duke Bushido and tkdguy 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 On 11/6/2019 at 12:23 PM, Logan.1179 said: Doctor: I have bad news. You only have 10 to live. Me: Ten? Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? TEN DAYS??? Doctor: Nine... eight... seven... Yeah, totally stealing this for the Book of Face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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