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So a couple of nights the wife brought in a package of danish(es?). 

 

She got off early this morning, and was home in time to catch me leaving. 

 

"did you finish off the danish?" she asked me. 

 

And that damned joke leapt to mind and then to tongue and then it was too late and Pariah owes me a new wife. 

 

 

 

 

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58 minutes ago, Duke Bushido said:

And that damned joke leapt to mind and then to tongue and then it was too late and Pariah owes me a new wife. 

 

That's Logan's joke, not mine. Blame him.

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On 11/6/2019 at 12:23 PM, Logan.1179 said:

Doctor: I have bad news. You only have 10 to live.
Me: Ten? Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? TEN DAYS???
Doctor: Nine... eight... seven...

 

Yeah, totally stealing this for the Book of Face.

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