Bazza Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 I think Logan should quilt while he is ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Weave come to a looming agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 If I had a dollar for every time that I've used algebra in real life, I'd have n dollars. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Does Logan have log n dollars? tkdguy and mattingly 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 'Viewers are advised that the following programme contains graphic violence, foul language and scenes of a sexual nature right from the start' We go now to the State of the Union address..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Warning this program contains foul language. Welcome to a new season of Ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Where are dead computer hackers buried? In decrypt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2020 Report Share Posted June 22, 2020 They aren't just dumped into /usr/local/bin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 Two parrots are sitting together on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?" Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 That joke is a piece of carp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 Yeah, it's pretty crappie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 As Jack Blenny might say, "Kiss my wrasse!" Or he might just grunt it. He was a cichlid, cichlid guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday. It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 God is creating the world, and he tells the Canadians, “You will have the best land ever. It is beautiful, in the summer it is warm and in the winter it snows beautiful snow flakes. It is called Canada. You will have prosperity and food for all your days.” He then gets the Australians, and says to them “I give to you Australia. You are isolated, and the land is harsh and deadly. You will work every day and get little in return, but you will be hardened by it and will call it home.” The Australians reply “This is so unfair, why do the Canadians get good land and prosperity?" He replies “Sure, but I didn’t tell the Canadians about their neighbours.” wcw43921, Pariah, tkdguy and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 You've never been north of the 60th parallel, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 That kind of thing will get you a kick: a kick right behind the colon. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 "What did you say this popcorn was called again?" "Smartfood." "It can't be Smartfood. Smart food would have run away by now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 I tried throwing a boomerang a few weeks ago. Now I'm living in constant fear. Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 When the National Hockey League season was postponed back in March, all of the Zamboni drivers disappeared. But not to worry. Now that the season's back on, I'm sure they'll all resurface eventually. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 You're on a slippery slope now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 I can't take credit for this -- just saw it and thought it was funny. Most Aggressive Dog Breeds Ranked 14. You 13. Can't 12. Rank 11. Them 10. Because 9. Aggression 8. Isn't 7. Breed 6. Specific 5. It's 4. A 3. Learned 2. Behavior 1. Chihuahuas bigbywolfe, Pariah and slikmar 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 On 7/10/2020 at 12:39 AM, Pariah said: I tried throwing a boomerang a few weeks ago. Now I'm living in constant fear. Maybe it was a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 29 minutes ago, Bazza said: Maybe it was a stick. Like I can tell the difference. I'm an American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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