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God is creating the world, and he tells the Canadians, “You will have the best land ever. It is beautiful, in the summer it is warm and in the winter it snows beautiful snow flakes. It is called Canada. You will have prosperity and food for all your days.”

 

He then gets the Australians, and says to them “I give to you Australia. You are isolated, and the land is harsh and deadly. You will work every day and get little in return, but you will be hardened by it and will call it home.”

 

The Australians reply “This is so unfair, why do the Canadians get good land and prosperity?"

 

He replies “Sure, but I didn’t tell the Canadians about their neighbours.”

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