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I didn't tell anybody but I volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for C-19.

 

I received my first shot today and wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно

 

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On 9/12/2020 at 11:02 PM, archer said:

I didn't tell anybody but I volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for C-19.

 

I received my first shot today and wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно

 

 

Just checked with a Russian source: actually, you had the placebo. 

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