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While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

 

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

 

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

 

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

 

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

 

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

 

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

 

We arrived at her place and after treating my wounds I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

 

"Don't be silly, stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

 

"Still in the ditch with my motorbike"

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Two Aliens come to our Planet and are greeted by armed forces.

 

They inform us that our inferior weapons don't stand a chance against them. The only way they will let us go is if we can make them laugh. However, they have seen all jokes there are on the internet and only a new original joke will work on them.

 

Humanity gathers the greatest comedians and scientists to come up with an original joke but everyone's opinion on what is a good joke turns out to be at conflict. Furious, one scientist proclaims that we have to know which of our earlier jokes the Aliens at least found funny. All the comedians and scientists agree on this.

 

So a scientist goes to talk with the Aliens and ask them which of our old jokes they laughed at the most. The Aliens respond, "The one where this reality TV star becomes the ruler of the free world."

 

The scientist is taken aback, "But that wasn't a joke. That actually happened"

 

The Aliens burst out laughing and leave the planet without saying a word.

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