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1 hour ago, Tjack said:


 Too true to be funny.

Yeah.

 

Maybe I should have included the joke which was about the guy who is answering the question of the newbie "That's the crematorium. People are just dying to get in there. That's where we go to get our ashes hauled."

 

But I thought that was too macabre. And that youngsters wouldn't understand the idiom.

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18 minutes ago, archer said:

Yeah.

 

Maybe I should have included the joke which was about the guy who is answering the question of the newbie "That's the crematorium. People are just dying to get in there. That's where we go to get our ashes hauled."

 

But I thought that was too macabre. And that youngsters wouldn't understand the idiom.


    I like it, but then again I’ve been known to answer my phone with “City Morgue, you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em, Digger speaking.”

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3 hours ago, archer said:

 

I've heard that one as "Morgan's Mortuary: You stab 'em, we slab 'em. Twenty-four hour service."

  
   Then you’ve got the old reliable “Stately Wayne Manor, Alfred the Butler speaking.”   (Done in a bad upper-crust British accent.)

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3 minutes ago, archer said:

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   They should all get together and have a foursome.   You know “play a round”.     There’s another one there about strokes, balls and playing in the rough but I couldn’t come up with it.

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Tjack said:


   They should all get together and have a foursome.   You know “play a round”.     There’s another one there about strokes, balls and playing in the rough but I couldn’t come up with it.

 

 

Keep it simple.

 

Either

 

The first guy looks at the second and replies, "So I guess we should make it a foursome?"

 

Or

 

"I guess we make it a foursome and hope that no one else wants to play though."

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