archer Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Did you know most people don't know the opposites to these words? Always Coming From Take Me Down Congrats, you just got Rick-rolled. Starlord and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Bob: "No, no, a tomato really is a fruit." Frank, confused: "So you're telling me that the ketchup that I put on my French fries is really a fruit smoothie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 What are the 3 worst mistakes in business Over-promising Under-delivering death tribble and Duke Bushido 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Christougher said: Were you the dum-dum or the buddy? Neither, it was an early YouTube video. I admit it when I’m an idiot. See my post “Veteran of the Fannish Wars”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 4 hours ago, archer said: Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year When in reality, people kill people way more per year... so that's just being hippocritical. A hippopotamus can outrun a man on land, and outswim a man in the water. So the bicycle is a man's only hope against a hippopotamus in the triathlon. archer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Five PC's walk into a bar. The sixth made his Reflex save. death tribble and Christougher 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 hour ago, mattingly said: A hippopotamus can outrun a man on land, and outswim a man in the water. So the bicycle is a man's only hope against a hippopotamus in the triathlon. dang, I was hoping you could tell us how to get the hippo on the bike when it is chasing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 13 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 35? Reveal hidden contents A: Because 36 is just too many. Reveal hidden contents (Works for Catholic women, too.) My wife's reaction is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 Reasonable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 It's 2002 and Elon Musk is on stage The entrepreneur prepares for the worst as he is about to reveal the name of his new space-focused company. To his surprise, everyone seemed to show plenty of support and excitement at his announcement. "Wow!" He thinks to himself. "They actually really like the name 'Space Sex!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with a rhinoceros? A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research funding. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 I preferred that one with a cow and an octopus, but OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 I went to see an acupuncturist. When I got home I found that my voodoo doll was dead. death tribble, Pariah and BoloOfEarth 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 Robin Hood gave a poor man a bag of gold. “Here, poor man,” Robin Hood smiled. “Take this bag of gold, I took it from a rich man.” “Thank you so much!” The man said as he got a little teary. “Now I’m rich!” Robin hood turned back to the man. “You’re what?” death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and lets out a heavy sigh. "What's wrong, Bob?" the bartender asks. "Oh nothing really," Bob replies. "I guess I'm just not myself today." "Yes," the bartender agreed. "I noticed the improvement immediately.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop. I can't believe I lost the Rock's paper scissors. death tribble, Pariah and Christougher 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted February 28, 2021 Report Share Posted February 28, 2021 Can you tell just by looking whether someone is turning into a Canadian? No, you have to test them: they may be eh symptomatic. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 I got stopped in the street and asked why I was carrying a 1600-page book. I said, "It's a long story." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 7 hours ago, archer said: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with a rhinoceros? A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research funding. That is a joke. More likely, no ethics reprimand, and research funding doubled. 2 hours ago, Pariah said: I got stopped in the street and asked why I was carrying a 1600-page book. I said, "It's a long story." Lord of the Rings, large print edition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 Les Miserables, full unabridged translation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Les Miserables, full unabridged translation. The closest editions I’ve found are 1400-1500 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 Mine was 1,564 as I recall. Which rounds to 1600. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 What's the difference between a golf ball and a car? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 350 yards with no problems. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 11 hours ago, Starlord said: What's the difference between a golf ball and a car? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 350 yards with no problems. Wow dude....that’s cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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