Bazza Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 Yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 So a neutrino walks through a bar... mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 ... and finding nothing suiting his left-handedness, leaves as silently as he came in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 Wow, that turned unexpectedly sinister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 A Roman centurion walked into a bar and said, "Give me a martinus." The bartender asked, "Do you mean, a martini?" The centurion replied, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 So a failed legal student walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, "You can't be in here! You failed the bar exam!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 What if he walked into a pub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 16 hours ago, Bazza said: What if he walked into a pub? then you would have to do the joke with an English accent. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 any people say they can never be a lawyer because they simply cannot pass a bar. A lawyer know points out that you only have to do it once. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Things to say that will always start a fight: Roll for initiative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Don't roll for initiative. Seize it! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 A guy's entire left side fell off. He's all right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance! Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: .... Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: .... Operator: Sir??!?!! Man: Hang on! I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: I was out hunting with my friend John. We got separated, and I fired at what I thought was a deer, but it was John. I think I killed him! Operator: Sir, calm down. First, check to make sure he's actually dead. (pause, followed by a gunshot) Man: Okay, now he's dead for sure. What do I do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, Starlord said: Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance! Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: .... Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: .... Operator: Sir??!?!! Man: Hang on! I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back! Mmmm, why would any suburb in America have a uniquely Australian tree as the name as a street? If this was in Australia, it would be Triple-Oh (000) and not 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, Bazza said: Mmmm, why would any suburb in America have a uniquely Australian tree as the name as a street? I had to look it up. https://www.independent.com/2011/01/15/how-eucalyptus-came-california/ Also, there are apparently several Eucalyptus Streets in California Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 Strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. Christougher, BoloOfEarth, Pariah and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 Eucalypts have been introduced into California and do pretty well in parts of it. I played on & around eucalypts in a couple of places in my youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 So, 16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Starlord said: So, 16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.... Go ahead, finish that thing...I dare ‘ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 On 3/18/2021 at 9:24 AM, Starlord said: So, 16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.... My daughters once bought me a cookie decorated with the Batman symbol. They left it on my desk with 16 mini-Post-its lined up before it. On each mini-Post-it was written "Na". slikmar, aylwin13 and Pariah 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 Anyone need some old copies of The Australian Chiropractor? I have lots of back issues. Maybe I should keep the magazines and get rid of the back issues? Pariah and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Once there were two mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor. Before he knew he was lost. "Help!", he shouted to his friend. "Help me make it through the knight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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