Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 slikmar, Starlord, wcw43921 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 Okay, that's clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 Turns out that blowing on pocket comb makes good music on paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 So I heard the guy who invented anagrams passed away today. May he erect a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 A collection of April Fool's articles on the arXiv server Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 I can't recall if I posted it before in these forums. If so, I apologize. When I was in college, my sophomore year roommate and I were both on scholarships from Air Force ROTC. On April 1, he called his dad and told him, "Dad, I need your advice. I got a girl pregnant, and I don't know what to do. I mean, I think I should marry her and raise the kid. But if I do that, I'll probably have to drop out of school at least for a while, and I'll permanently lose my scholarship." The conversation went on from there as you'd expect, with a very worried dad going over options with his son. After about 10 minutes or so of this, my roomie said, "Oh, by the way, Dad, what's today?" His dad realized it was an April Fool's joke and shouted, "You son of a b****!" Now, my roomie's mom was only hearing her husband's half of the conversation, so she knew it was (supposedly) about something serious but not specifically what. So she asked, "Why are you calling Charles that?!" And my roomie's dad told him, "You tell your mother!" and handed over the phone. Without missing a beat, my roomie said, "Mom, I got a girl pregnant..." Pariah and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 archer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 I also considered making a Suez Canal joke today, but that ship has sailed Pariah and wcw43921 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, and I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 Heck, I don't mind drawing graphs. But calculus is where I reach my limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 Tensor analysis doesn't stress you out? Lee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bazza Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 So a were-house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 Even a house that says its prayers by night... tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 slikmar, Pariah and aylwin13 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2021 Report Share Posted April 17, 2021 My goal for 2021 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 14 to go! Logan D. Hurricanes, Ockham's Spoon and BoloOfEarth 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 If tomb is pronounced "toom" and womb is pronounced "woom", shouldn't bomb be pronounced "boom"? Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 That's how Peter Sellers pronounces it. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 Should I read then in your tagline as Sinclair: "No bomb?" Garibaldi: "No bomb." Ivanova: "No bomb today. Bomb tomorrow. There's always a bomb tomorrow." 😁 Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 Makes for an interesting pronunciation of zombie as well. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 "Ae beumb." "A bomb? What kind of bomb?" "Ze exploding type." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 I've been told that statistically air travel is safer than traveling by car, but then why is it that the airport building is called a terminal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 14 hours ago, Ockham's Spoon said: Should I read then in your tagline as Sinclair: "No bomb?" Garibaldi: "No bomb." Ivanova: "No bomb today. Bomb tomorrow. There's always a bomb tomorrow." 😁 Some days, you just can't get rid of a boom. wcw43921 and slikmar 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 I never believed that chiropractors could solve my back problems…. 2 weeks later I stand corrected. What do you call two chiropractors who've got each other's backs? Vertebros Anyone need some old copies of The Australian Chiropractor? I have lots of back issues. Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt? He owed too much in back taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 What's the difference between doctors and chiropractors? Doctors don't go around telling people they're chiropractors. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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