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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Unemployed

On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week
Runs until Friday

Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg
Its the Gregorian calendar (GregOrIan)

They're demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.
I can't wait.

The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
One of them isn't happy

What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?
Cold

Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.

Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?

Because Monday through Friday

Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Thank God It's Monday" ~ My Liver

The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th

"Today its Sunday" Forward this to 15 friends,.. within 7 days you'll get another Sunday. it really works... One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within 24 hours.

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