Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? A. It had too many sleepless knights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Q. Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? A. Ireland. Every day it's Dublin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, "Wii." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 A local radio station was hosting a contest for the best pun. I went through all my old jokes and emails and selected the ten best puns I could find, figuring one of them would win the contest. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I love you from my head tomatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Q. Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend? A. They're both cauldron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you it was tear-able. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I work in a paper factory, where my responsibilities are twofold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1Forrest1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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