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A Little League coach pulls his 9-year-old pitcher aside and asks, "Do you know what cooperation is? What a team is?"

 

"Yes, coach," replies the little boy. 

 

"And you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

 

The little boy nods.

 

"So," the coach continues, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an a*****e. Do you understand all that?"

 

Again, the little boy nods.

 

"And when I take you out of the game so that another kid gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-*** decision, and the coach isn't a ****head, right?"

 

"Right, coach."

 

"Good," says the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.”

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7 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A Little League coach pulls his 9-year-old pitcher aside and asks, "Do you know what cooperation is? What a team is?"

 

"Yes, coach," replies the little boy. 

 

"And you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

 

The little boy nods.

 

"So," the coach continues, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an a*****e. Do you understand all that?"

 

Again, the little boy nods.

 

"And when I take you out of the game so that another kid gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-*** decision, and the coach isn't a ****head, right?"

 

"Right, coach."

 

"Good," says the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.”

I played against that team when I was in Little League.

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12 minutes ago, Bazza said:

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him into the mainstream. 

 


    Or you can hold his head deep in the toilet by his stupid man-bun until the bubbles stop. Then you wipe your hands off on his dumba$$ porkpie hat on your way out.

        Too much?

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