wcw43921 Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 I got my friend an elephant for his room. When he said "Thank You," I said, "Don't mention it." tkdguy and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 Woah...we're half way there. woah..lemon on a pear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Are you a cheetah? No, you lion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 I once ate a watch. It was time consuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Don't stop retreievin' hold on to that feline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 I love when candy canes are in mint condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Which composer likes tea the most? Chai-kovsky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What is the musical part of a snake? The scales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy! mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What breed of dog tells off-colour jokes? A smutt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What’s a golf clubs favourite type of music? Swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What’s an avocado’s favourite music? Guac ‘n’ roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Old mathematicians never die. They just disintegrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Old mathematicians never die. They just disintegrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mattingly Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 11 hours ago, Bazza said: I once ate a watch. It was time consuming. The hours will pass. 9 hours ago, Bazza said: A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.” You mean a note at a music shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Yes a note. It really struck a chord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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