Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.” It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 I'm not here to cause treble. I just want to B#. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 What do you call a musician with problems? A trebled man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 You know what’s hard to beat for breakfast? A boiled egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 I need to see a dentist. One of my canines is getting loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Old Guy #1: "Sure is windy!" Old Guy #2: "No it's not, it's Thursday!" Old Guy #3: "So am I! Let's get a beer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 What did the dog in the hard hat say? My specialty is roofing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Want to hear a joke about a staccato? Never mind, it’s too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 I don't get the point of decimals. I'm more partial to fractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 When algebra teachers retire, how do they cope with the aftermath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”. We’re a cover band. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 39 minutes ago, Bazza said: What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce. Reminds me of rhis gem: Q: Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? A: Fo' drizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Spending a lot of time at the coffee bar can cause a latte problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Ray’s friends claim he’s a baseball nut. He says they’re way off base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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