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Sesame Street is introducing a family with two gay dads as recurring characters.

 

Inspired, the executives at HBO have announced a spin-off series about a couple on Sesame Street who have an open marriage.

 

The new series is tentatively titled: Open Sesame.

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A lawyer finds that his toilet is backed up, so he has to call a plumber to get it fixed.  Being wise in the way of contracts, the lawyer grills the plumber about his license, where he gets his supplies from, references, and so forth.  Satisfied to this point, he finally asks how much the plumber charges.

 

"I charge $75 an hour." the plumber replies.

 

"What!  I'm a lawyer, and I only charge $50 an hour!"

 

"Yeah, that's what I used to charge too when I was a lawyer."

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The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, tired of being the only public face of the church, decided the church should host a huge festival celebrating all things Mormon. After all, things like Burning Man have been a popular yearly event for decades so a more godly Burning Man without an actual Burning Man sounded like a good idea.

 

The governing body of the church went along with the idea until the choir started selling t-shirts for the event.

 

The shirts read "This Is My Mormon Fest Destiny".

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33 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said:

In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.

 

It usually resulted in a long sentence.

 

That was a cute joke, Logan. Now it's time for you to run on.

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3 hours ago, archer said:

Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.

 

Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.

 

A bit hard to own someone when one is irrational and the other is rational. 

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