Cancer Posted July 1, 2021 Report Share Posted July 1, 2021 Lettuce-Guacamole-Bacon-Tomato-Quince. It's a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorImpossible Posted July 1, 2021 Report Share Posted July 1, 2021 What, did Elphaba go to the beach? (A "sand witch", get it? Oh, hohoho. So funny.) Pariah, CaptainCoulson and DeleteThisAccount 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 1, 2021 Report Share Posted July 1, 2021 try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 Look, there's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. Plus, those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 "There are no words in English that have all vowels in alphabetical order," he said facetiously. Christougher, Ockham's Spoon and wcw43921 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you? Bi-yourself. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 If you want to get in shape, I recommended lunges. That would be a big step forward. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2021 Report Share Posted July 4, 2021 "Vader is on that ship." "How do you know?" "I can hear his theme music." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted July 4, 2021 Report Share Posted July 4, 2021 20 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you? Bi-yourself. Sex is like Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free." One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said, "I'm not free. I'm four." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 I reckon the kid is smarter than the teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Q: When did Darth Maul learn to drive? A: When he was sith-teen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Q: Why did Darth Maul cross the galaxy? A: To get to the Dark Side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Q: Why couldn’t Darth Maul catch Kylo? A: Because Kylo Ran. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Q: How did Darth Maul get so smart? A: He’s very well RED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Q: How did Darth Maul know what he was getting for Christmas? A: He felt his presents. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Pariah, BoloOfEarth, slikmar and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 I watched a documentary on marijuana. I found out it was the best way to watch it. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 7/4/2021 at 11:10 AM, Pariah said: "Vader is on that ship." "How do you know?" "I can hear his theme music." That can’t be true because....”In space, no one can hear you theme”. I’m way too proud of that. mattingly, wcw43921, Ockham's Spoon and 3 others 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems". I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?” slikmar, mattingly and wcw43921 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 How about 5 people with some problems? That might work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Sounds like a study group in one of my classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 My wife asked me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" by The Monkees because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding. But then I saw her face. Tjack, Ockham's Spoon and Pariah 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 If you're walking around singing "I'm a Believer" by The Monkees, you're okay in my book. But if you're singing the Smash Mouth version, well, I'd rather you were walking on the Sun. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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