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On 7/22/2021 at 2:54 PM, Logan.1179 said:

I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis laced brownies to the seabirds.

 

No tern was left unstoned.

 

Many moons ago, we were at a LARP event hosted in a former apple grove.  The alcoholic fruit salad had apples added to celebrate the occasion but they absorbed WAAAY too much of the alcohol - it earned a 'poison apple' moniker that year.  Most celebrants tossed the apple bits aside.  We awoke the next morning to very drunk birds having feasted upon them...

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37 minutes ago, Cancer said:

Not a joke: the coffee stand/espresso bar on the ground floor of the Physics-Astronomy Bldg on the U of Washington campus is called the h-bar (ħ, common name for Planck's constant divided by 2 pi).

 

 

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11 hours ago, Pariah said:

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.

 

But eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero. 

 

Only if you do so with a clear conscience.  If there's some imaginary baggage B there, be warned that sin(pi + i * B ) is NOT zero.

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Two mafia hit-men are walking deep in the woods in the middle of the night.

 

One of the says "This forest is kinda spooky.  I gotta admit I am a little scared."

 

The other replies "You're scared?  I'm the one who is going to have to walk back alone!"

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