dmjalund Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 animals don't have bad hair days. They have furloughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 I don't mean to brag, but it only took me one week to finish a jigsaw puzzle even though the box said 2 to 4 years Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 On 7/22/2021 at 2:54 PM, Logan.1179 said: I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis laced brownies to the seabirds. No tern was left unstoned. Many moons ago, we were at a LARP event hosted in a former apple grove. The alcoholic fruit salad had apples added to celebrate the occasion but they absorbed WAAAY too much of the alcohol - it earned a 'poison apple' moniker that year. Most celebrants tossed the apple bits aside. We awoke the next morning to very drunk birds having feasted upon them... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 A retired meteorologist opened a cocktail lounge in our area. He's calling it The Isobar. Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Not a joke: the coffee stand/espresso bar on the ground floor of the Physics-Astronomy Bldg on the U of Washington campus is called the h-bar (ħ, common name for Planck's constant divided by 2 pi). Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cancer said: Not a joke: the coffee stand/espresso bar on the ground floor of the Physics-Astronomy Bldg on the U of Washington campus is called the h-bar (ħ, common name for Planck's constant divided by 2 pi). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Olympic Observations Rowing is very difficult in Greece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Olympic Observations The Irish team would have a better chance at winning long distance running events if they'd quit stopping at every pub along the way. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Olympic Observations The Polish archery team tragically discovered that the event didn't involve catching the opposing team's arrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 Olympic Observations The Taliban team discovered that the boats in the sculling events weren't permitted to be made from actual human skulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 I'm a social vegan. I'm avoiding meets. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. But eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero. Logan D. Hurricanes, mattingly, Christougher and 3 others 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 46 minutes ago, Pariah said: But eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero. eating pie is too pie-ous to be a sin Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 If there are two or more people sharing said pie, is it then a co-sin? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Pariah said: Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. But eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero. You think you're pretty funny, don't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. But eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero. Only if you do so with a clear conscience. If there's some imaginary baggage B there, be warned that sin(pi + i * B ) is NOT zero. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 Two mafia hit-men are walking deep in the woods in the middle of the night. One of the says "This forest is kinda spooky. I gotta admit I am a little scared." The other replies "You're scared? I'm the one who is going to have to walk back alone!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 11 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: You think you're pretty funny, don't I? I think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 Necromancy: Because Mother always said to make new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 Dr. Frankenstein once entered a bodybuilding competition, where it quickly became apparent that he had gravely misunderstood the objective of the contest. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 Pariah, wcw43921, BoloOfEarth and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 2 hours ago, mattingly said: Come over here. Why? Because I don’t want to be tired from chasing you when I start beating you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Did this Twitter bot just tell a yo mama joke? mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 Sounds like your girlfriend is √(-100): A solid 10, but imaginary. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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