Pariah Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 50 minutes ago, tkdguy said: Quoted from a YouTube video: Q: What's the difference between Mordor and Twitter? A: One is a sulfurous, unforgiving realm where a single wrong move means instant death, and only a fool would dare to tread. The other is where Sauron lives. Yeah, I'm totally stealing this for Facebook. Tjack and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Pariah said: Yeah, I'm totally stealing this for Facebook. Fine by me. I stole it from YouTube. Dungeon Craft Episode 205 at the very end. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 This still cracks me up. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 "You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably. Christougher and mattingly 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 I am always amazed at how stupid some people are. I was at the beach, and I heard someone out in the water yelling "Help! Shark! Help!" I thought, what an idiot. There was no way the shark was going to help him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 On second thought, bringing my dog named "Shark" to the beach might not have been a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 I tried donating blood the other day, but never again! They ask WAY too many questions. Who's blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 And never forget to B+ Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 What lies on its back, a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 A man just came into the library to ask if we knew which book had the best cliffhanger ending so we told him it was definitely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 #NationalTellaJokeDay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Makes me wonder when that is from, Snoopy looks YOUNG. so does Charlie to be honest, but Snoopy definetly evolved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Has to be from the 1950s; the appearance of Snoopy had reached its final form by 1963 or so, when I started reading the strip and the collections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 9 hours ago, slikmar said: Makes me wonder when that is from, Snoopy looks YOUNG. so does Charlie to be honest, but Snoopy definetly evolved. This Peanuts strip was first published on June 8, 1951. slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Snoopy actually looks like a dog. And all the characters are much cuter than what they evolved into. Always interesting to see early comic strips and how much the characters change over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Tjack and Logan D. Hurricanes 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 I was talking to my lawyer about making my last will and testament, and the question came up about what to do with my earthly remains. "I want to be scattered at Disney World" I said. He replied "We may have some difficulty getting permission from the Disney corporation to have your ashes scattered there." I responded "Ashes? Who said anything about cremation?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 I've got a Sisyphus joke but it goes on forever. wcw43921 and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 And it's all uphill from here. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 One must imagine Sisyphus funny. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Why not? It’s just a story about rock & roll. Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 On 8/17/2021 at 10:34 PM, Ockham's Spoon said: I was talking to my lawyer about making my last will and testament, and the question came up about what to do with my earthly remains. "I want to be scattered at Disney World" I said. He replied "We may have some difficulty getting permission from the Disney corporation to have your ashes scattered there." I responded "Ashes? Who said anything about cremation?" Decades ago, I told one of my friends that when I died, I wanted my remains scattered by air over Ann Arbor. But I didn't want to be cremated first. "I'll bet that surprises a few people!" I've since instructed my wife and kids not to listen to Uncle Steve about my wishes when I die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Three vampires walked into a bar. The bartender said, what can I get you gentlemen? The first vampire said, "I would like a pint of blood." The second vampire said, "I would also like a pint of blood." The third vampire said, "I would like a pint of plasma, please." And the bartender said, "So, two bloods and a blood light?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 1) The Disney parks had to have a specific rule created banning people from bringing cremated remains onto the property since so many mourners were trying to honor this last wish. 2) I’ve already told friends that I want my ashes scattered around Harvard Sq. And if they’re squeamish about dumping them on the sidewalk then they can hop the fence and dump them in the Revolutionary War Cemetary adjacent to the Square. I rather enjoy the idea of my last physical act in this world being a felony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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