Pariah Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 When life hands you melons, you should consider getting tested for dyslexia. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 22 hours ago, Pariah said: It's been nearly 35 years. Bon Jovi should be almost all the way there by now. woah, we’re 3/4 way there... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man just foils their plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Pariah said: What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man just foils their plans. ...and Tupperware Man is just keeping it fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 Let's not forget about Cæsium Man and his explosive temper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Pranking the school board meeting... Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 More and more Hollywood celebrities are announcing that they no longer practice Scientology. Apparently, if you become good enough at it, you no longer have to practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 I always wanted to do a character based on Tom Cruise. An A-list actor involved with a religion/cult/whatever that had as one of its tenets that it would unlock superhuman powers...and for him it did! A hero with not just a “public identity” but one who was a major celebrity completely apart from their being a hero. Press agents and lawyers would be at his side constantly. Never got around to it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 One day, Albert Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver, who looks a bit like him agrees. "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!" So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says, "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me." Ockham's Spoon and Tjack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 Was the question: what is the Phenomenological interpretation of space-time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 It could be: Could you show how to the solve the Navier-Stokes equation in the general relativistic case? To which the correct answer is, "No." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 Wouldn't the answer be generally relativistic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 ... yes ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 I have written a book on how to fall down the stairs. It's a step by step guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Knock knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Go lieth down. Thou looketh tired. Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Can we ban all jokes about clones from now on? I mean, they're all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Clones are people two, and three, and four... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 You've probably heard the one about the guy who cloned himself, but ran into a problem when the clone wouldn't stop using vulgar and profane language. The guy eventually got so frustrated that he pushed his creation off the top of a cliff. He was arrested for making an obscene clone fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: You've probably heard the one about the guy who cloned himself, but ran into a problem when the clone wouldn't stop using vulgar and profane language. The guy eventually got so frustrated that he pushed his creation off the top of a cliff. He was arrested for making an obscene clone fall. Yeah, but that carries a lighter sentence than murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 ABBA is the only palindromic band to have a palindromic hit (SOS) in a palindromic genre (pop). Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 49 minutes ago, Pariah said: ABBA is the only palindromic band to have a palindromic hit (SOS) in a palindromic genre (pop). Wow. I miss the palindromedary Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 What is the scariest plant? Spoiler BamBOO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Venus fly trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Someone with video editing skills should take the Revenge of the Sith clip of the battle on Mustafar, and set it to Michael Jackson's music. With of course, the song changing to Smooth Criminal when Obi Wan takes the high ground... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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