tombrown803 Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. Our books show you down for Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Then I better do laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 20 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday. That's what you get for making an ash of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, mattingly said: That's what you get for making an ash of yourself. Yeah, it’s nothing to get all burned up about......Heated exchange....Hot under the collar.....I’m just trying to get them all out of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Careful you don't burnout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 That's it. You're all fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Just be glad you aren’t being cremated by Bunsen burner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 I thought they were using a BIC lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Zippo dee doo dah, Zippo dee yay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 You all know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo, right? Spoiler One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. Ockham's Spoon and wcw43921 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 And after that I'm expecting some Sandra Boynton cartoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 3:39 PM, Cancer said: And after that I'm expecting some Sandra Boynton cartoons. I know the one of which you speak. One of the Math teachers has it up in her room. Edit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. BoloOfEarth, Ockham's Spoon and Amorkca 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 How do you fix a broken pumpkin? Spoiler With a pumpkin patch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. That's the story of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 There are two rules in life: 1) Never give out all the information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 I was arguing with a guy in the pub who said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn't believe him but he was adamant. Tjack and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 If he said he was a British TV character would that make him Adam Adamant? 43 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: I was arguing with a guy in the pub who said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn't believe him but he was adamant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 If you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's capsized. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, Starlord said: If you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's capsized. Okay, you're out of my will ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 35 minutes ago, L. Marcus said: Okay, you're out of my will ... Darn. I was so looking to inheriting your priceless collection of lint gathered from around the world and that giant rubber band ball you've been building. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 Dr. Fauci cancelled Christmas claiming Santa Claus and his elves refuse the vaccine and COVID 19 spreads by flying reindeer! Dammit! Rudolph just has allergies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, Starlord said: Darn. I was so looking to inheriting your priceless collection of lint gathered from around the world and that giant rubber band ball you've been building. Don't forget the priceless collection of European bubble gum wrappers through the ages. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 The rubber bands will be priceless in 60 years as one of the few remaining sources of petroleum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 I went to visit my brother yesterday and he had a bloody bandage on his arm. I asked him "Oh my gosh, what happened to your arm?" He said "I was out on a walk and got bitten by a Great Dane." "How terrible! Imagine if it had been a small child!" He replied "Well, I think I could have fought off a small child." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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