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3 hours ago, mattingly said:

 

That's what you get for making an ash of yourself.

 


   Yeah, it’s nothing to get all burned up about......Heated exchange....Hot under the collar.....I’m just trying to get them all out of the way.

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 If he said he was a British TV character would that make him Adam Adamant?

43 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said:

I was arguing with a guy in the pub who said he was a big pop star in the 80s.

 

I didn't believe him but he was adamant.

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I went to visit my brother yesterday and he had a bloody bandage on his arm.

I asked him "Oh my gosh, what happened to your arm?"

He said "I was out on a walk and got bitten by a Great Dane."

"How terrible!  Imagine if it had been a small child!"

He replied "Well, I think I could have fought off a small child."

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