indy523 Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Did you hear that the rap band NWA is going woke. Afraid it is so! Mr. Rogers' Son of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood is joining the band. They are going to rename it "Neighbors with Attitude" Instead of singing that god awful song while change into loafers they are just going to grab their Nikes and yell out "What up, My Neighbor" I don't think the reboot would be as popular as the original but hey that is the way of these woke redos isn't it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. That's right. The steaks were pretty high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 With Kanye West changing his name, are his fans going to call themselves the Faithful ? It would give a whole new meaning to the song 'O Come All Ye Faithful......' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Making short videos of yourself eating small mints in a rickshaw is a Tuk-Tuk Tic Tac TikTok tactic. slikmar, DShomshak and L. Marcus 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Do it sideways and you'll be eating Kit Kats the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Who was the genius that came up with the name Trojan for a brand of condoms? It is basically named after something that penetrated a stronghold and then broke open so all the little guys in there could pour out and screw over the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Not exactly; it was the Greeks, not the Trojans, who did the penetrating. But it was the Trojans that broke and let the penetrators in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Not aimed at anyone specifically!!! Just the best thread for it. slikmar and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 You didn't tell me you'd written a new book. Well done! Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Write what you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 What does Darth Vader think of seasons 1 and 2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer ? 'I find your lack of faith disturbing.....' Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 I just replaced my cat's litter box with a FedEx box. Now when it is full, I just tape it shut and leave it on my porch for someone to steal. BoloOfEarth, Christougher and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ockham's Spoon said: I just replaced my cat's litter box with a FedEx box. Now when it is full, I just tape it shut and leave it on my porch for someone to steal. #LifeHacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Me: It's not about how many times you fall, it's about how many times you get back up. Cop: That's not how sobriety tests work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Credit to Sun Sherman for this The difference between 'complete' and 'finished' can be explained as follows: If you marry the right woman, you will be complete If you marry the wrong woman, you will be finished And if the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are completely finished slikmar and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 James Bond"s doorbell: Dong. Ding Dong. Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 "Who is your favorite vampire?" "The one on Sesame Street." "He doesn't count!" "Oh, I can assure you that he does." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 On 10/22/2021 at 2:08 PM, Logan.1179 said: Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that. Someone stole my dictionary. I have no words. On 10/22/2021 at 10:57 PM, Ockham's Spoon said: I just replaced my cat's litter box with a FedEx box. Now when it is full, I just tape it shut and leave it on my porch for someone to steal. I just replaced my cat's litter sand with pop rocks. Now, we wait. Christougher and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 2 hours ago, mattingly said: I just replaced my cat's litter sand with pop rocks. Now, we wait. 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Logan D. Hurricanes and Ockham's Spoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Don't blame others for the road that you're on. It's your own asphalt. mattingly, aylwin13 and Pariah 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 What's small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.