Cancer Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 Not to mention non-pbutting grades on their clbuttwork buttignments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China. He says he can't complain. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 From one of my students: Q: Why are hooligans into farming? Spoiler A: They love their aggro culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays. I said it must be my weekend immune system. wcw43921 and Ockham's Spoon 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 My coworkers at my place of work have given me a nickname “Mr. Compromise”. It wasn’t my first choice, but I guess I’m ok with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 A semi full of Microsoft software packages flipped and spilled on the highway. That's the Word on the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 My boss has threatened to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it might be me. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Inside you there are two wolves. Inside Mozart there were like ten or twelve. Spoiler That's why they call him Wolfgang. wcw43921 and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 56 minutes ago, mattingly said: Inside you there are two wolves. Inside Mozart there were like ten or twelve. Hide contents That's why they call him Wolfgang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane. Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child! Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 What if the little child was from Denmark…could you fight off a great Danish child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Why can't paper airplanes fly? Spoiler They're completely stationery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Logan D. Hurricanes said: My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart. that’s definitely a mum joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Pariah said: Why can't paper airplanes fly? Reveal hidden contents They're completely stationery. I wish the stationery around our office was stationary. Make my job easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Each time i get shots, I can't feel my face It must be my Weeknd immune system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 I asked the girl at the greeting card counter if she kept stationery. Spoiler She said only for a minute or so, then she goes completely wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 On 11/18/2022 at 2:27 AM, Logan D. Hurricanes said: A semi full of Microsoft software packages flipped and spilled on the highway. That's the Word on the street. This driver excelled at his job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint Eatswood. Christougher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 My friend called me for help, claiming he had turned into a harp. I raced over there only to find he was a lyre. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Did you hear they are not making 12 inch rulers any longer? Did you hear about the guy whose coffee got stolen, he was mugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 I started telling all my co-workers about the benefits of dried grapes. It’s about raisin awareness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. They said he'll be given a tough sentence. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2022 Report Share Posted November 22, 2022 My friend: "When I die, I want my epitaph to read, Mistakes Were Made." Me: "Isn't that already on your birth certificate?" Rails and Ockham's Spoon 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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