Pariah Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 If your name was Nick, wouldn't your nickname just be your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 And what if your last name were Handle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Nick Handle is a good name. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 Of course, so is Wimpledon Putz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 Maybe my new favorite Your Mom joke: Your Mom is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke. Ockham's Spoon and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 Is Diabetes the Greek God of Sugar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 Some people just will not accept that Sudoku is not legal action against Christopher Lee's character in the Star Wars prequels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 Competitive studio painting is a concept that had not occurred to me. Make it sculpting with stone (so there's mallets and chisels, etc.) and now you could have ... Full Combat Art. I'm sure someone is working on this idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 Forged in Fire is basically this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2023 Report Share Posted June 1, 2023 Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's apparent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 54 minutes ago, mattingly said: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's apparent. Or when it's all groan up. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 Not everyone thinks Cleopatra was beautiful, but that's how Julius Caesar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working. It just doesn’t add up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2023 Report Share Posted June 2, 2023 7 hours ago, mattingly said: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for cigarettes and never comes back. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 My summer project is to learn to read braille. I decided to start by checking out a Stephen King book from the library. I'm about halfway through, and something terrible is about to happen. I can feel it. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 Comment from Book of Face: “I adore both of these men, but it’s hilarious to me that “jumping the shark” became the euphemism, but not “alien in an egg in Milwaukee”” Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 7 hours ago, Pariah said: My summer project is to learn to read braille. I decided to start by checking out a Stephen King book from the library. I'm about halfway through, and something terrible is about to happen. I can feel it. “Disbelief and horror [was] written on her face...in Braille.” ~ Me in 2008. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 I also feel that Frank Castle should do quips like Spider-Man; after all, he is The Punisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 20 minutes ago, Bazza said: I also feel that Frank Castle should do quips like Spider-Man; after all, he is The Punisher. If you're going to get psychoanalyzed. get the craziest therapist you can find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 5, 2023 Report Share Posted June 5, 2023 Comment from the book of face: “We could create a system that classifies books according to their cultural "noisiness," with Plato, for instance, down at the quiet end, and Nihilism at the loud end. We can call it the Dewey Decibel System” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 5, 2023 Report Share Posted June 5, 2023 I was once kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 5, 2023 Report Share Posted June 5, 2023 Silent but deadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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