Lucius Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Jokes Show me a pay increase for astronauts... ....and I'll show you Cosmic Raise Lucius Alexander Show me a palindromedary.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelic eclipse Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes Show me where Karl Marx is buried....and I'll show you a communist plot! Angelic Eclipse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes Show me where Karl Marx is buried....and I'll show you a communist plot! Angelic Eclipse Quit Stalin for time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes I can't Beria these Red puns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes I can't Beria these Red puns Is that because you've been Bolshevik-ted from your apartment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes I can't Beria these Red puns I rather think they're a Brezhnev of fresh air myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes Wait a minute! Nowadays we use red for Republicans (mostly conservatives) and blue for Democrats (generally liberal). But Liberalism was considered the middle ground between the right and the far left, which is Communism. So it goes from red to blue and back to red? The political color spectrum is so confusing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes How do we know Stalin was an intellectual? He was well Red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes What's black & white, and red all over? Pravda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes I rather think they're a Brezhnev of fresh air myself. Not me! I think they're just airing diry Lenins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes Maybe that was true one, but I doubt it's true any more. That was then, this is Mao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes Isn't that just a case of the Pol Pot calling the kettle black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes "Oh my God! They killed Trotsky!" "Those Bolsheviks!" South Gorky Park Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders if Kenny is any relation to Rasputin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Jokes Wait a minute! Nowadays we use red for Republicans (mostly conservatives) and blue for Democrats (generally liberal). But Liberalism was considered the middle ground between the right and the far left' date=' which is Communism. So it goes from red to blue and back to red? The political color spectrum is [i']so[/i] confusing... Yet you seem to understand it perfectly. Lucius Alexander Try explaining left and right to a palindromedary. Now go around and explain it at the other end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Jokes Try explaining left and right to a palindromedary. Now go around and explain it at the other end. There's only one way to explain left and right to a palindromedary. You need... A Bacandforthtrian! Dr. Infamous will soon get to work on breeding a Bacandforthtrian, right after he gets the Enig-Maw working right. Dr. Infamous, the Enig-Maw, and the Bacandforthtrian are all the fault of Basil's Twisted Imagination Unrecuperated. Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Jokes There's only one way to explain left and right to a palindromedary. You need... A Bacandforthtrian! Dr. Infamous will soon get to work on breeding a Bacandforthtrian, right after he gets the Enig-Maw working right. Dr. Infamous, the Enig-Maw, and the Bacandforthtrian are all the fault of Basil's Twisted Imagination Unrecuperated. Or something like that. Lucius Alexander is so stunned by the brilliance of Dr. Infamous, he falls off his palindromedary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Jokes Lucius Alexander is so stunned by the brilliance of Dr. Infamous' date=' he falls off his palindromedary![/quote'] The palindromedary, however, remains unphased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Jokes Ah, but is the palindromedary unphrased? Dr. Infamous is unavailable. For now. But there are plenty of supersonic telepathic mechanical penguins with laser eyes around. Dr. Infamous and the s.t.m. penguins w/l.e.'s are products of Basil Twisted Imagination Incorporeal. All rites rehearsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Jokes There's some sad news out of Washington. George W Bush's private library in the White House has been burnt down. It destroyed his two favourite books. He was particularly upset, because he never got around to colouring in the second one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Jokes Dr. Infamous is unavailable. For now. But there are plenty of supersonic telepathic mechanical penguins with laser eyes around. If they were Supersonic Telepathic Underwater Mechanical Penguins, then you could call them S.T.U.M.P.s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Jokes If they were Supersonic Telepathic Underwater Mechanical Penguins' date=' then you could call them S.T.U.M.P.s! [/quote'] Dr. Infamous tried that. But the laser eyes made the water flash into steam. Right in front of the penguins. KA-BOOM! No more s.t.m.p.w/l.e.'s He's working on s.t.u.m.p. w/spear guns. But it's just not the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Jokes Dr. Infamous tried that. But the laser eyes made the water flash into steam. Right in front of the penguins. KA-BOOM! No more s.t.m.p.w/l.e.'s He's working on s.t.u.m.p. w/spear guns. But it's just not the same. I thought the laser eyes were modulated to allow supercavitation, thus the "supersonic" part of Supersonic Telepathic Underwater Mechanical Penguins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Re: Jokes There's some sad news out of Washington. George W Bush's private library in the White House has been burnt down. It destroyed his two favourite books. He was particularly upset, because he never got around to colouring in the second one. Bush joke I came up with, based on the above joke Now that Bush has left office, like most he will write his memoirs. Unlike exisiting memoirs which connect the dots of their life in political office for you, with Bush's memoirs you connect the dots yourself. Also included are a set of colouring pencils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edsel Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Re: Jokes How about an Obama joke just to make things balanced: Q. Why did George Bush declare a state of emergency for Barack Obama's inauguration? A. Because everyone knows it's a national disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Re: Jokes Guy walks into a bar and sits down. He pulls out a small box and from it, withdraws a tiny piano, perfect in every detail. The girl sitting next to him looks over and asks what that is. "Well, my hobby is creating miniatures," the man says. "This is my pride and joy. Took me years to build. It's absolutely perfect. It even plays," he says, poking the keys with his finger and producing a tiny (yet beautiful) sound. "My only regret is that I'll never hear it properly played. It's much too small." "That's too bad," the girl says. "It is quite lovely." "Yes," the man sighs. "I once found a genie in a bottle, and I asked him to give me someone small enough to play it. But unfortunately, he misheard." The girl looks at the piano for a moment, the looks up at the guy and asks, "Would you like to go back to my place?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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