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Genre-crossover nightmares


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I'm disappointed that no-one commented on my entry for Army of Dorkness.

 

Moulon Rogue

An X-man finbds herself in 1890s France, earning a living as a singer and dancer.

 

Teenagers from Outer Mongolia

A youthful Ghengis Khan's hijinks are documented.

 

Superman Returns for a Second Helping

Clark Kent develops an eating disorder.

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Bill Shakespeare is attached to a Star Wars rewrite? That'll be' date=' like, a 30% improvement on the Lucas version.[/quote']

 

Well, I never cared much for Shakespeare (course, I admit it is partly because our first play of his covered in school was Romeo&Juliet, though the others were pretty good when I think about MacBeth, Caesar, and the other one I forget off-hand)

 

But, yeah, you are right. (especially the prequels, though now that I finally bothered to see the 3rd, I will say that one wasnt completely horrid, it had some moments*, most of which were connected to future Vader's descent into evil)

 

*Though I cant forgive killing off Dooku 5 minutes, you dont kill Christopher Lee, 5 minutes in, unless he specifically request for his character to be killed 5 minutes (if so, nevermind.)

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What' date=' you mean those old biddies [i']weren't[/i] ghouls?

 

(My apologies to any fans, but my sister loves the show, and I do NOT, and we live in the same house, so I end up seeing more of it than I really care to.)

 

Reminds me of a friend of mine in college (I went to community college, just in case it confuses). His grandmother and sister loved watching Xena, and well, he completely hated Xena (though, I think he hated Xena the character more than the show itself to be honest, he always was a Callisto fan)

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Joaquin Phoenix plays a country musician who gets abducted by

aliens in WALK THE SIGNS

 

Ed Norton plays the king of Jerusalem who hires a mascot to win over the

hearts of the muslims in KINGDOM of SMOOCHY

 

Doesnt that pretty much actually describe Joaquin Phoenix of late? :doi:

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Pawn Star Wars

 

Johnny Cash Star Wars: Count Dooku is really A Boy Named Sue. He bought a fancy title so he wouldn't have to be called by his first name (but at least we now know his family name).

 

eesh! Star Wars already had a boy named Annie, do we really need another guy with a girl's name?

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Little Orphan Annie Wars: The Musical

A lovable red-headed moppet called "Annie" grows up to be Darth Vader (feel free to re-lyricize The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow :eg:).

 

A Boy and His Dog vs Cats

In a post-apocalyptic world, a lone boy and his telepathic dog fights for survival against an underground colony that worships one Andrew Lloyd Webber musical above all others.

 

Dogs: the Musical

Andrew Lloyd Webber attempts to capitalize on people's love for their canine friends.

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Cross-Over Modules

 

Waterdeep and the Great White North

Bob and Doug McKenzie versus the Thieves Guild of Waterdeep:ugly:

 

Glacial Rift of the Frost Giant Jumanji

why does the temperature drop every time the kids roll the dice?:straight:

 

Expedition to the Twin Barrier Peaks

 

Kyle Mclachlan and Lara Flynn Boyle get lost in time and space:help:

 

White Plume Momma from the Train

 

Danny Devito searches for a black sword:eg:

 

 

Priscilla, Queen of the Demonweb

starring Terence Stamp as Lolth:sick:

 

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