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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

Santa Claus had a security force made of elves in the Tick episode' date=' The Tick Loves Santa.[/quote']Yes, and I originally came up with this idea about a week and a half before that episode aired. (As someone here on the boards once said, "Great minds think alike, and so do ours.")
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Abbott and Costello Meet Nyarlathotep
I just had a flash on this one:

 

COSTELLO: So, Bud, what's the big deal about this Hastur guy?

 

ABBOTT: Lou! Don't sat that name!

 

COSTELLO: What name?

 

ABBOTT: The one you just said!

 

COSTELLO: Oh, you mean Hastur?

 

ABBOTT: Shhh! Yes, that's the one!

 

COSTELLO: But why can't I say Hastur if I want to?

 

ABBOTT: Lou, I said don't say it!

 

COSTELLO: But what if I "has-ter"?

 

ABBOTT: That's not funny!

 

COSTELLO: But what's the big deal about saying Hastur?

 

ABBOTT: That's it! If you're going to keep saying it, I'm getting out of here! (Leaves.)

 

COSTELLO: All I wanted to know was why it's so bad to say Hastur.

 

(Tap on shoulder.)

 

HASTUR: You rang?

 

COSTELLO: HEY AAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!

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I just had a flash on this one:

 

COSTELLO: So, Bud, what's the big deal about this Hastur guy?

 

ABBOTT: Lou! Don't sat that name!

 

COSTELLO: What name?

 

ABBOTT: The one you just said!

 

COSTELLO: Oh, you mean Hastur?

 

ABBOTT: Shhh! Yes, that's the one!

 

COSTELLO: But why can't I say Hastur if I want to?

 

ABBOTT: Lou, I said don't say it!

 

COSTELLO: But what if I "has-ter"?

 

ABBOTT: That's not funny!

 

COSTELLO: But what's the big deal about saying Hastur?

 

ABBOTT: That's it! If you're going to keep saying it, I'm getting out of here! (Leaves.)

 

COSTELLO: All I wanted to know was why it's so bad to say Hastur.

 

(Tap on shoulder.)

 

HASTUR: You rang?

 

COSTELLO: HEY AAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!

 

I had to Rep this.

 

My own nominee: Moe, Larry and Curly in a Flash Gordon serial. The Three Stooges on Mongo!

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And the nightmarish contrast between those two would be what exactly?

 

(Not that it wouldn't be a fun combo... but this thread is about things that just don't go together... more like Abbott and Costello Meet Nyarlathotep.)

I want to see Abbott and Costello run over a Mi-go with a Yugo!

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Red Dawn Pirates of the Resident Evil Dead Man's Chest: Waterworld. Extremely hot barely legal high school girls armed with swords, chainsaws, boomsticks, martial arts, and AK-47s fight a guerilla war of piracy on the high seas against zombie paratroopers in a post-apocalyptic setting.

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