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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

Special agent Frodo

 

Destroying artifacts of fell power in 3 simple steps:

 

Step one: Get the ring from your uncle;

Step two: Walk to Mordor

Step three: Toss the ring into Mt. Doom!

 

(was watching LoTR:RtK last night, the wife commented that it was a bit dark. This started a conversation about what the saturday morning light-and-fluffy version would be like)

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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

Special agent Frodo

 

Destroying artifacts of fell power in 3 simple steps:

 

Step one: Get the ring from your uncle;

Step two: Walk to Mordor

Step three: Toss the ring into Mt. Doom!

 

(was watching LoTR:RtK last night, the wife commented that it was a bit dark. This started a conversation about what the saturday morning light-and-fluffy version would be like)

 

Would the Rankin-Bass cartoon fit the bill?

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Is the One Ring carried by Rincewind' date=' Vimes, or Granny Weatherwax?[/quote']

 

If Rincewind had the One Ring, he would flee from the Ring Wraiths, trip, and the ring would fall into the pit of doom, destroying Sauron.

 

Vimes would capture Sauron, make sure he got a fair trail, then see him hung. This would surprise the hell out of everyone but the Patrician.

 

Granny Weatherwax would dare Sauron to try and take the ring away from her, and Sauron would back down.

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